Republicans like to make fun of the fact that I used to be a waitress, but we all know if they ever had to do a double they’d be the ones found crying in the walk-in fridge halfway through their first shift bc someone yelled at them for bringing seltzer when they wanted sparkling
Tour is
-50% driving
-10% loading in/out
-5% playing music
-35% going “why are there so many damn open waters with two sips taken from them all over this mother fucking van”