Will Koetters

one in a krillion

[Dimitri Filipovic @DimFilipovic]

🥵

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

people are like "I'm not going to eat the crickets."

oh you're gonna eat the crickets, brother. they're gonna be everywhere. they're gonna put em in Hot Pockets. your kids are gonna be like "mom! i want the pizza crickets!"

[Will Koetters @willkoetters]

Why can’t we all just be space pirates already?

[Complex @Complex]

A California private school has apologized to parents after a video showed a preschool teacher leading her class in a political chant. https://t.co/8b6sFviTsG

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

Gas prices are rising at their fastest pace ever and have topped $4 for the first time since 2008.

Just a reminder that America gets 1% of its oil from Russia, while Exxon, Chevron, BP and Shell profits are at their highest level in over 7 years.

[. @IITSISYYYYYORO]

Literal todo el mundo se puede ir a la chingada.

[Zach @zHelllaaa]

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[Will Koetters @willkoetters]

Corners are scarier than walls

[Will Koetters @willkoetters]

I want the entirety of the inside of my house coated in fuzzy blanket material

[Will Koetters @willkoetters]

make racists scared again

[Will Koetters @willkoetters]

... set maximum income, tax churches, tax corporations, stop enabling/encouraging mass shooters, make reproductive rights constitutional law, stop sex trafficking, rehabilitate over punishment for nonvios, and get rid of the systematic racism and religious segregation? Pls

[Will Koetters @willkoetters]

Can we unionize enough to hang the 1%, defund the military, and reform police? While we’re at it, socialize healthcare, tuition, and property tax.
-Abolish student debt, healthcare debt, private prisons, private schools, and past drug use convictions.
-Increase minimum wage,(1/2)

[Will Koetters @willkoetters]

“bury them and give them zero life” #mnwild

[Will Koetters @willkoetters]

We’re just ants in a farm.

[Will Koetters @willkoetters]

Why can’t reality have subtitles

[Will Koetters @willkoetters]

Fuck the incumbents 2022

[Will Koetters @willkoetters]

@mnwild @EASPORTSNHL Xbox 👀

[Will Koetters @willkoetters]

I wish I was a squirrel. Every one’s a ninja.