a man in a BMW tried to bully me on the motorway but unfortunately I cannot take male drivers seriously!!! where are you driving to sir!! are you going golfing with your buddies??? adorable!!!
Ukraine update🧵 February 28th
The this map today shows RU vs UA gains since the start of the year.
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Train announcer on the cross Pennine train: "Sorry there are no seats left but half the train is missing. If you have any queries about this, please ask the management of Northern Rail, who are currently stuck in a brewery, stone cold sober. "
“Men used to go to war” “men were sent to hunt and provide” please know that no matter what time period, I never would have done that shit. I would’ve been in the town square calling myself a philosopher saying “well… some things ARE and some things are NOT”
"Cherry-picking the most outlandish members of the enemy side and presenting them as indicative, in order to make the entire side look crazy, is a common tactic on Twitter. Arguably, the entire culture war is just each side sneering at the other side’s lunatics." — @G_S_Bhogal
@GGRosary@HHMusicOfficial Sure, and that’s the universal truth of all relationships, and Hollywood tells us all a Big Lie as far as that is concerned. But equally, of all the people I have met, my wife is the closest to a soulmate I have found, and I met her via a dating website.