Jonesy

Veni, Vidi, Vichyssoise

[Jonesy @willljoness]

If Twitter is beginning to sap your spirit, tune in to this energy 😂

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Man of questionable sanity ✅
Very polite pig ✅
Dancing parrot ✅
Curiously chill chicken✅

[Jonesy @willljoness]

How TF did sentencing guidelines allow him to even contemplate “community sentences” for rape?

The judge said he wanted to avoid "criminalising" the boys unnecessarily.

…unnecessarily… ffs…

[Victoria Derbyshire @vicderbyshire]

A judge was "wrong" to pass community sentences on three boys convicted of raping two teenage girls in Fordingbridge, Hampshire, the Court of Appeal has heard. https://t.co/LmTrGkDK0o

[Jonesy @willljoness]

@Tim_Denning Absolutely bloody amazing human being 👏👏👏

[Jonesy @willljoness]

@hasanthehun 👌

[Kareem Rifai 🌐 @KareemRifai]

"What do you call Crimea? I call it a part of Russian territory, bitch. That's what I call Crimea. I call it cry me a river. A Russian river."

[Jonesy @willljoness]

@ZackPolanski So now you’re a flagshagger 🤭

[Jonesy @willljoness]

@hughlaurie Several decades ago they were 👍

[Jonesy @willljoness]

@Euro_toff @andyburnham @reformparty_uk @Nigel_Farage You are utterly fucking warped

[Jonesy @willljoness]

@globeandmail This is yet another example of why no one trusts the media anymore

You are literally the reason for your own downfall 😂

[Jonesy @willljoness]

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[Liz Lane @LizLaneSky]

David Drury was the press officer in charge when Humberside Police tried to dissuade us reporting on an alleged grooming gang in Hull in 2021, and then publicly briefed against us after we broadcast it - our investigation led to the force having to reopen theirs months later.

[Jonesy @willljoness]

@EthanforMD Who. The. Fuck. Are. You. To weigh in on the rights of women?

Why is it almost always misogynistic wankers who shout the loudest about the plight of mentally ill men?

[Jonesy @willljoness]

@jeremycorbyn Fucking rage bait low iq bollocks - pretty much par for the course for this relic

[Jonesy @willljoness]

@_petraThorn @o_bvio48851 @NeuroSGS Kid, your mental issues are preventing you from processing this. You should probably spend less time on the internet and work on your mental health. Hopefully with some professional help.

[Jonesy @willljoness]

@soulkhan You are such a monumental prick 😂

[Jonesy @willljoness]

@Mr_Andrew_Fox Tbf Murray is a total crank so it’s hardly unexpected

[Jonesy @willljoness]

@EliteTigers1 @Alexarmstrong “Plenty of us…”

😂

[Jonesy @willljoness]

@Alexarmstrong “Hopefully, this is a lesson.”

Wait. You think the kinds of cranks that subscribe to that comic are going to stop being cranks as a result of this?

🤭

[Jonesy @willljoness]

@NickKristof @elonmusk This is such ridiculously bizarre logic. It’s the kind of thing I’d expect from a 12yr old.

[Jonesy @willljoness]

@JamieBonkiewicz Hope the mentally ill me see this, pick-me girl 👍

[Jonesy @willljoness]

@WinklerIii @KennethSchott @ksaria098 @JamieBonkiewicz That prick would be out of breath after a width

[Jonesy @willljoness]

@TomasJHeneghan @BratArmy @KateBMwriting Sadly, misogynistic twats like you think some men are women though

[Jonesy @willljoness]

@GrenMeera @breachrog @unSauLicited @WhiteHouse “Depreciated…” 🤣🤣🤣