Andy

Look into my soul, you could find gold and maybe get rich. Gooner🔴

[Andy @willllzzzz]

@DealsFinderUK Sold out or removed !

[TP Pillay @TP_Pillay]

Dating in your 30’s is crazy because you’re getting hit on by women in their 20’s and 40’s and they all ask for money.

[Andy @willllzzzz]

Suck that bottle Pep!

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Crazy that 70-80 year olds are generally seen as unemployable due to physical and mental decline. But we’re allowing them to run our entire country.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Girls are shit with birthday gifts you'll hint for a Rolex all year & she'll turn up with a jar that's filled with 22 things she loves about you

[Benny James @Beno_ldn]

As the weather is getting hotter, make sure to ask your Evri delivery driver if he'd like a bottle of cold water. When he says yes, dropkick it over a fence into your neighbour's rose bush and tell him you've left it in a designated safe space.

[Andy @willllzzzz]

TFL is like hunger games

[Skint Dad @SkintDad]

You see the Range Rover, not the £650 a month car payment.

You see the all-inclusive holiday, not the £5,000 on credit cards paying for it.

You see the designer gear, not the empty savings account or the panic when something goes wrong.

Social media shows the nice bits and skips the stress, the juggling, and the late nights working things out.

Quiet progress doesn’t look impressive online, but it’s the stuff that actually lasts.

You’re not behind. You’re just not pretending.

[Andy @willllzzzz]

If Martinelli starts another match this season arteta doesn’t know what he’s doing

[Andy @willllzzzz]

Skelly shouldn’t be on the pitch ffs

[Andy @willllzzzz]

@akinbowbles2 Still available?

[Andy @willllzzzz]

@JonSimpson1 @MartinSLewis Happened to me, out of principle I pulled out getting told I’d need to pay over £1000 a year a week before completion ……

[Andy @willllzzzz]

@tink9722 Still for sale ?

[Andy @willllzzzz]

@itspry_xo Still for sale ?

[Andy @willllzzzz]

Fxck football man

[Andy @willllzzzz]

@switchyee @HannesM1 @mindofprospect Yeah unfortunately a lot of high earners feel skint atm because with a combined 200k salary that’s probably around 100k after deductions, factor in his rent and childcare costs before other bills you are suddenly looking at about 1 to 2k left to cover everything else- not a lot

[Karl @gyovertz]

We finished EIGHTH and people were chatting like we were in league one, these lot are gonna finished 17th and nobody cares

[Dystopian Times @DystopianTimes_]

If Fiona Bruce think she's not rich on £400K, how does she think people on £20K are managing?

[Andy @willllzzzz]

Big companies grind my gears when they are unhelpful. Imagine emergency insurance saying a plumber can’t be sent out because their systems are out 😡???

[Andy @willllzzzz]

@0ldoini That’s more than my mortgage, but tbh if the flat was £700k it probably warrants that given bills included etc