Will Lyth

I would like to be your friend, apply within (no experience needed). He/him

[Will Lyth @WillLyth]

New Years resolution. Make the phrase 'somebody called Angela Merkel because you've been merked' common use.

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@LosCampesinos And Johan Elmander wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer

[Pitchfork @pitchfork]

All Hell by Los Campesinos! is named Best New Music 🏆

https://t.co/uY7pGeWEyA

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@mrcharliejones Jonathan greening

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Merry Xmas, crocs are cancelled

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

these are gangster

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@PaddyScott11 You can’t beat the classics really can you

[Will Lyth @WillLyth]

@PaddyScott11 Is that a slanket or a blanket lad

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Got home for family Xmas to find that @caitiedelaney has got a new job as the Xmas card Angel, congrats !

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The Unabomber's anti tech manifesto walked so Peter Andre's Insania could run

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@WestMidRailway hi, will any trains run from London Euston to Stafford on the 2.6.23? Aware timetables aren’t out yet but from the update it looks like nothing will run on this line, is that correct?

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@ThePCCLondon Thanks very much!

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@ThePCCLondon what time does the big picture / phantom thread showing end?

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@SW_Help Thanks!

[Will Lyth @WillLyth]

@SW_Help can I check if the timetable for 12th of may from
Brockenhurst to Waterloo is correct or if this will still be amended due to strikes?

[Will Lyth @WillLyth]

Only positive of the cost of living crisis is if there’s no space in the fridge at a house party you can just chill your beers in the lounge

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@GoalscorerC Sorry this happened Will, you're doing a very good thing and I know much easier said than done but best to just ignore Saudi Newcastle fans

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@GoalscorerC can you please add in Tyler Adams? Doesn’t seem to be in the database

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@seanbeing @The_Globe Hey, sorry for wasting your time, my brother now thinks he won’t get out of work on time, thanks for the reply nonetheless

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Looking for some completely banal information on an item you’ve had for entirety of truss’ premiership or, and this is a bit specialist, something you’ve had for 3 prime ministers - anyone point me in the right direction?

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Not really the main news story but I would like to outlaw the term ‘emergency podcast’. The most depressing new expression I can remember. Oh the counties fucked, press the red button, let’s get some centrists to tell me ‘this is really is unpreceded’ stat