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✝️ | It'll all connect someday...

[Felipe Leme @LEME12]

Ancelotti, você prefere colocar o Endrick pra jogar ou virar um urso viado?

[jylfeng @jylfeng]

Messi Satoru sees Ronaldo again after the Congo game

[QBgami @QBgami]

Erling Haaland vs. Iraq

[⚡️🇧🇼 @Priceless_MCI]

History repeats itself 🔥

[The Internet Fish @TheInternetFish]

This is exactly how Christopher Columbus got us the first time

[Manchester City @ManCity]

"What a time we have had together." 🩵

[Lippy @LickshotLippy]

With Kendrick it’s worse. He could release an album of ocean sounds and his fans will say it’s powerful because that’s what the slaves heard when they were on the boats

[Kayla @luv2read13]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers that I don’t approve

[kordell @lledrook]

niggas in 2016 when black beatles played

[chimp @chimpp]

Me in the Strait of Hormuz fighting on China’s side because I accepted Temu’s terms and conditions without reading them

[osama @0ba0sama]

Americans after finding that a group of fish is called 'school'

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇨🇩 OFFICIAL: DR Congo are qualified to the World Cup 2026!

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇳🇬 Over a dozen Christians were slaughtered on Palm Sunday in Jos, Nigeria.

Radical Muslims drove up, opened fire, then hacked them to death with machetes.

[☔️🫧☔️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇧🇷🇬🇭 @Sp1thfc]

Just like that they’re all gone💔💔

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

How it feels asking another adult for permission to use your PTO days

[sammy rhodes @sammyrhodes]

"Do you lift?" Bro I lift my eyes up to the hills from where my help comes every day.

[CJ @cj87EFC]

I used to know the name of every player, in every team. Now, on the rare occasion I watch CL football, I know hardly anyone. I never thought I'd get this old/uninterested in football.

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

I’d like to see the CEO of LinkedIn try to find a real job through LinkedIn

[Chris Brennan @chrisbrennan7]

All three world leaders in the current war were born the day of an eclipse:

🪐 Trump: Jun 14, 1946: Lunar Eclipse
🪐 Netanyahu: Oct 21, 1949 Solar Eclipse
🪐 Khamenei: Apr 19, 1939: Solar Eclipse

The next eclipse happens tonight, in the wake of Khamenei's death.