Will Margerum

GWU '22

[Ilyaz 🇫🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @AomineReborn]

The haters lost man this is the greatest white boy of the 21st Century

[Will Margerum @willmargerum9]

Jelly Bean factory quality control manager: Ok looks good. Let's just make 58 disgusting flavors no one will eat and we can call it a day

[Scott “The Woz” Pilgrim 🏳️‍⚧️ @womandibles]

taps the sign

[Will Margerum @willmargerum9]

Me and the guy next to me at the bar both watching Thursday Night Football on our phones. No acknowledgment of each other but you can feel the respect in the air

[Autumn 🍂 @doggygoth]

this is cool as shit what are you on about

[Will Margerum @willmargerum9]

Visited a University of Tennessee facility for work today. Why is this door so tall #whataretheyhiding

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?

[Will Margerum @willmargerum9]

And yes I screenpeeked, what else am I supposed to do on a plane

[Will Margerum @willmargerum9]

Lady on the plane next to me just got a text from someone saying an email she sent was beautiful and made them emotional. She replied saying she used ChatGPT for it. Bro

[Will Margerum @willmargerum9]

Saying this when my boss tells me to come to the office

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

REPORTER: What do you hope Todd Blanche gets out of the meeting with Ghislaine Maxwell?

TRUMP: People should really focus on how well the country is doing or they should focus on the fact that Barack Hussein Obama led a coup

[Will Margerum @willmargerum9]

68k likes man it's so over. If you're just a normal guy right now you're so up

[Dimitri @thedimitri]

If you're still insecure about your girl's body count, there's a trick to get the real number.

When the topic comes up, act super sex-positive. “Don’t worry babe, I actually *prefer* girls with experience.”

Reassure her. Make her feel safe. Once she opens up and tells you a number, you still can't be certain because she might see through the ruse. Laugh and make fun of her for it being too *low*. Hopefully this inspires her to confess the real number.

Once she does this, that's when you flip and call her a whore and leave

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

probably a basketball player's worst nightmare is going up for a dunk and then the entire world blows up beneath them and they're left floating through the inky blackness of space

[Gabe @melchizedek420]

Not even remotely my problem

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

It’s incredible that we’ve built massive highway interchanges right on the waterfronts of major cities in this country. Just total madness.

[Will Margerum @willmargerum9]

Resurrecting this stupid account where I make the same joke in slightly different ways hundreds of times over

[What They Called Me @Whattheycalled]

Large fill opening? That was my nickname in high school

[Will Margerum @willmargerum9]

I'm in Montréal and I just heard a guy in the park ask if there's a Wawa nearby to grab some snacks. I appreciate the brand loyalty but brother you're in another country

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

You willingly gave a known Epstein associate $270M to win the election?