This is insane. Keir Starmer accepts £20,000 (nearly £7,000 per month) so that his son could study in peace for his GCSEs in an £18 million penthouse in Covent Garden. He then goes on to charge VAT on independent school fees for children with special needs and disabilities.
‼️ Carl Froch revealing his WhatsApp argument with Anthony Joshua this week: “He was asked, ‘Carl Froch - one word answer.’ And what did he say? He called me a prick. So I went straight back at him.”
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So my mum had £15ew yesterday on Talis which one 33/1 with @Ladbrokes this morning she received an email that she can no longer have free bets or bonuses etc!!! What a shambles @RacingPost@TipsterExposer@seeley_nigel
A man enters the confessional and says 'Bless me father for I have sinned; it has been one month since my last confession.
I've had sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month.'
The priest tells the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's.'
Soon, another man enters the confessional. 'Father, it has been two months since my last confession.
I have had sex with Fannie Green twice a week for the last two months.'
This time the priest asks, 'Who is this Fannie Green?'
'A new woman in the neighbourhood,' the sinner replies.
'Very well,' says the priest. 'Go and say ten Hail Mary's.'
The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his sermon when a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church.
All the men's eyes fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down in front of the altar.
Her dress is green and very short, with matching very shiny emerald green shoes.
The priest and altar boy gasp as the woman sits down with her legs slightly spread apart, Sharon Stone style.
The priest turns to the altar boy and whispering asks, 'Is that Fannie Green?'
The altar boy replies, 'No Father, I think it's just the reflection off
her shoes'. 😁😁
@gurmenater@aliwilliamsgolf But we ALL say things in heat of the moment Pal. And just after winning The Masters he probably wasn’t interested.
Time is a great healer mate!!!
The players that went to LIV at the start are PIONEERS! They’ve paved the way for every single golfer to earn what they rightfully deserve with what money is in the game.
I love golf and I love watching golf! So with the PGA Tour taking away the morality card in June, it’s now open season for ALL players(quite right too) and with that being said, wise men(minus egos) need to sit in a room and create a global tour where ALL players who’re good enough, play. We as golf fans want to see the best play the best. We’re not interested in the execs who think they’re more important than the players. Saudi has changed the game and for the good! 💪🏽
It’s v v simple - give the fans what they want and that’s a global tour. I tweeted a couple weeks ago what that tour could look like.
NOT HARD TO DO and not too onerous on players.
Rahm is smart! Anyone on this planet who says they’d turn down $500M to do something they love, is a liar. END OF!
It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon it all melted
Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes
Can we all agree that @JeremyClarkson (who’s farm is 4 miles from my family farm) has shined a light on how poorly British farmers are treated by useless politicians, pointless bureaucrats and dodgy county councils. Genuinely shameful how the UK treats its farmers.
🏆 Be at @paris_longchamp next Sunday! 🇫🇷
We’re giving away FIVE pairs of tickets to the Qatar Prix de l’Arc de Triomphe in Paris on Sunday 2 October…
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⛳️ Aria Resorts Winter Festival ⛳️
The boys from Oake Manor Golf Club won today’s Texas Scramble on count back with a net score of 55 👏👏
Thank you to all the members and visitors who joined us over the weekend 👍👊⛳️🏌️♂️
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A massive well done to @harryskelton89 another great role model for young jockeys coming through. And a big pat on the back for his Calvin Klein agent @ianpopham 👏 Well Done Lads top work