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stop ! ✋😡 this is private

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@jimvski @idropFbombs https://t.co/9UHOgAJag3

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@uglybitchpopo @FunSizedPecpecs while in this case this worked out you should absolutely not be standing as still and quiet as possible if you come up on a grizzly that is NOT attacking you. literally the worst thing you can do is be quiet and scare the bear when it realizes your there. ever heard HEY BEAR?

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@uglybitchpopo @FunSizedPecpecs girl idk where you live but i hope you have low odds of running into any kind of bear. you got your shit all kinds of twisted

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@PJSweeney71 @marnievinall do you usually feel like you’re in danger of raping someone when drunk?

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@xchchiamining @yanyan_trading @6ixbuzztv uh people drive with their windows up like…. all winter…. why would this suddenly be an issue because its a little smokey out?

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@dcbirdie1 @jribas @WRyanMcCann @WashProbs did ur great great great grand pappy ralph talk to you about brown grass july?

[Owain @orhunt]

dude could wear the hell out of a hat

[caitlin🕊️ @caitsjxo]

let’s get out the history books

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

and i DO hate derek

[:o @willmiam_]

@its4evah @1800ghostman go yearn for a brain, or the capacity to stop tweeting stupid shit

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@its4evah @1800ghostman why would you assume its american?

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@its4evah @1800ghostman ….its the chain that you get a farmers wrap and iced capp from. this is a post talking about canadian food you nitwit

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@its4evah @1800ghostman tim hortons is canadian.

[madeleine-ruth ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @PERIODPRIESTESS]

yall know i’m canada down

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@againhere239981 @Bex_Diller @WUTangKids i mean i bet falco did not know or care about how popular he was

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

drunk as fuck in the bathroom telling myself i gotta lock in

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Yassified my friend’s baby to maintain anonymity and then yassified myself because I felt busted next to him

[Sprout 👁️👄👁️ @sprootstoots]

Girl who is not doing anything suspicious not sure why you would ask that

[Gülce @exitsenses]

“You have a drinking problem you have a drinking problem” Okay and I also have several other fascinating problems. Don’t reduce me to one flaw when I’ve worked so hard to cultivate a diverse ecosystem of dysfunction