Will Needham

Rugby, Dartmoor, Bushcraft, Spain
Hispanophile. Less government please. Tuits en Español y Inglés.

[Pascal-Emmanuel Gobry @pegobry_en]

Civilized people hate voice notes because they’re inherently rude. A voice note is easy to send but hard to receive, since one must interrupt oneself and listen. To send someone a voice note is to say "My time is more valuable than yours." It’s insulting.

[Will Needham @willneedham]

@GeoffNorcott @kfontbernard More English practice!!

[Will Needham @willneedham]

@CleansedTweets @kfontbernard Can you understand this ?

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

This is what's wrong with Britain tbh

[Will Needham @willneedham]

@sanchezcastejon Cabras!!! Goats!!!

Comen lo que quema antes que se quema.

Y son my tasty y si no quieres comerlas, dan leche y queso.

[Rachel Rebecca Halliwell @Rachelhalliwel5]

Five years ago today I buried my 12-year-old daughter Semina.

After reporting to police she had been groomed, raped, beaten and bullied Semina took her own life after being told it was her word against his.

18 months later an IOPC report showed that the detective in charge of the case had an admission of guilt but failed to arrest him.

Semina nor myself were told at the time he had admitted to the rape, if she had been told she would still be here instead she was failed by all authorities payed to protect her and died thinking she wasnt believed. 💔

[Will Needham @willneedham]

@andyburnham Do you promise you're not going to gather it into a bundle and set fire to it?

[Trubs City and Guilds @Mr_Trubshawe]

"Three poofs and a nun walk into a chip shop. "

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

Gary Lineker thinks Lucy Powell is better at spending his money and more deserving of it than his children.

[Sunday Sport @thesundaysport]

Millionaires. If you're desperate to give away money, give it to your local hospice.
They do amazing work and will not waste it, like the government will.

[Simon Cooke @SimonMagus]

I see politicians are having promotional snaps taken of them pulling pints again. Gratuitous, lying, grifting scumbags who preside over a government that has deliberately trashed the pub.

If you run a pub please don't indulge these grim hypocrites.

[Will Needham @willneedham]

@MarkJLittlewood I've lived and worked all over Spain and taught many many kids who are football crazy. It's much more embedded in the culture and the vast majority of towns and villages have football pitches. Kids can and do safely go and play for hours on end.

[Christopher Snowdon @cjsnowdon]

"Four years into the cost-of-living crisis..." Can we have the definition of a cost of living crisis? Inflation is at 2.6%, earnings have been rising consistently in real terms for the three years and pensions are triple-locked. https://t.co/AFp12KQzVd

[Simon Cooke @SimonMagus]

What a pathetic, sneery and sad little comment from Leo. It is at times like this I remember just how much I dislike journalists.

[Will Needham @willneedham]

@ZackPolanski They had a referendum. The voted "no". You are so ignorant.

[Will Needham @willneedham]

@_WankShaft_ @cjsnowdon In fact if you look at Chris's posts regarding Miatta, you'll see that it's her academic position that he objects to, rather than her skin colour.

Search: (from:cjsnowdon) miatta

[Will Needham @willneedham]

@_WankShaft_ @Phoenix4419 @cjsnowdon Maybe Chris has read what she's written or/and listened to her extensively before forming an opinion and it's you that is prejudiced. Have you prejudged Chris based on your assumptions?

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

When you look past the two tier judiciary, the cost of living increases, the diminished relationship with the US, David Lammy, the failure to implement the Supreme Court ruling on women only spaces, the restarting of the trial of puberty blockers, the closure of 100 private schools, siding with Hamas, the murders of Wayne Broadhurst, Henry Nowak,Rhiannon Whyte, the hosepipe bans, the pissing rain, the appointment of Peter Mandelson, the Chagos Islands surrender, the battle to bring an Egyptian terrorist to the UK and give him citizenship, the prosecution of veterans, the bombing of UK sovereign territory in Cyprus with no response, closure of our last blast furnace, youth unemployment that would shame a Spaniard, the Chinese Embassy being hooked up to MI6s servers, twenty Ministerial resignations, the return of James Corden from the US, Mrs Browns Boys recommissioned, the a303 remaining unwidened, the tax take hitting a record high and still borrowing grew, a third of our electricity coming from foreigners, GB Energy, taxing farmers to suicide, rape gangs being replenished in every town and city, apart from that Lewis it has felt we've just lived through a golden age. You pillock.

[Alan Shearer @alanshearer]

My Hero. My manager. My friend. Sleep easy Boss 🥲