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I like motorcycles. and drums, I dunno.

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or 3% of the 2020 military budget.

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Preventing the next pandemic will cost $22,200,000,000 a year, scientists say. https://t.co/rTMMy3vcO9

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Did you eat a frog today?

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I’m not like them. But I can pretend.

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“To meet a writer is, usually, to be disappointed.”

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Crop top chain mail

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@sawickipedia Staying on brand!

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I probably have hantavirus from the mice in my engine bay.

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Just slept from 6pm to 1am. Oops.

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@NwistyOnline I mean, we are already dating so…

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I forgot how to sleep on a bus. I might die on this tour.

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@LukeTheRunner This is blowing my mind. I just assumed, for my entire life, that it 6 months apart.

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This is the best time of year because I get 6 months of my car’s clock being correct.

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Happy daylight spendings

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It’s not regime change… it’s regime alteration.

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How dangerous is a half cooked pork sausage?

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Would the @theformat and @circasurvive do well together? I just want to hang out with @steveclifford for a month

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Interesting… got a trade offer for an Acura mdx with no cat. That’s kinda fun.

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Just posted the goblin on marketplace. Can’t wait to type “yes” 400 times.

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Jets to Brazil

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Explain this

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@Weerd_Science @katienolan Haha no, I know her from friends on Long Island. Totally unrelated.