Will MacGregor // @[email protected]

Spec-fic sommelier. 日本語 Classroom dictator by day, writer by night... BUY MY BOOKS! Checked pinned tweet for details. @[email protected]

[Will MacGregor // @[email protected] @willofgregor]

Corporate console-jockey Spencer has a plan to stiff his mob bosses; with her cybernetic prosthetics, Kira is made for the job. Out of options, she reluctantly agrees to his terms. But as the heist gets underway, carefully made plans begin to unravel.
https://t.co/xWLPn1cx7z

[Will MacGregor // @[email protected] @willofgregor]

Hi. I’m still alive but now I am pretty much all active at https://t.co/bBQkHVwlKx - a great mstdn instance. You can find full details in my tweet handle.

[Will MacGregor // @[email protected] @willofgregor]

Kansai, I am in you. I am in Osaka tomorrow. Can anyone make it worth my while to hang around and meet up for drinks, etc? I can negotiate a bye with the majority partner…

[Will MacGregor // @[email protected] @willofgregor]

@SublightMonster Mate, you’re just not going to the right Internet cafes

[Made in DNA @Made_in_DNA]

Now on Mastodon @[email protected]

[Will MacGregor // @[email protected] @willofgregor]

@jljzen Why does anyone still listen to this fuck wit?

[Gaijin Mommy @GaijinMommy]

With Twitter’s future uncertain, I have decided to release all of my “scheduled tweets ahead of time. Here goes a 🧵

[Will MacGregor // @[email protected] @willofgregor]

I basically live on mstdn over at @[email protected] now. So many great tweeps I met here have also made the jump. What hasn’t made the jump (and I could care less) are the algorithmically selected clickbait posts, irrelevant advertisements, and hateful background noise.

[Will MacGregor // @[email protected] @willofgregor]

@ozAntinnippon If you can’t tell by now… 😉

[Will MacGregor // @[email protected] @willofgregor]

@TakayamaExpat Very very nice

[Sam Sykes @SamSykesSwears]

My fool godson, William, went down to the basement to get a snack four days ago
I told him--every time I tell him--to COUNT the stairs as he goes down. There's only 12. If it goes to 13, come back up and try again. And don't follow the thing singing down there
But does he listen?

[Maido 毎度 🇯🇵🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @bdjoetsu]

I was teaching a 中学生class about Britain and brought some picture of British things they might know. When I showed them a picture of Winnie the Pooh the class refused to believe he was British, insisting he was from Korea. They kept shouting “Pusan, Pusan” over and over 🤷‍♂️

[Hikosaemon @hikosaemon]

Just noticed Twitter has a new “verified” filter tab for notifications. If you look very closely, you can even see the confused traumatized tears of the developers who added it.

[Will MacGregor // @[email protected] @willofgregor]

@GaijinMommy Brings to mind the oyaji that brought his 7yo grand daughter to the sentou we used to go to at my in-laws place in Osaka - like, I know it’s legal and all but that poor girl was clearly uncomfortable and wasn’t into being introduced naked to all of jiji’s septuagenarian mates

[Will MacGregor // @[email protected] @willofgregor]

This is the basis for visible NJ being refused service at many businesses.

[Will MacGregor // @[email protected] @willofgregor]

@ozAntinnippon @takatsukahara He has stage four cancer now. I am a massive fan. I have been lucky enough to see him in person concert twice, once doing solo piano and once with the trio. Might I suggest Aqua as a lovely relaxing tune. https://t.co/UtPMP32EWk

[Will MacGregor // @[email protected] @willofgregor]

@pjacksonmusic @Megacurve Yup. Come join us on famichiki

[Will MacGregor // @[email protected] @willofgregor]

@zaichishka Here you go - my 3yo knows pretty much all of these and my wife does them at the Japanese language playgroup. https://t.co/0NVDI794bq

[Will MacGregor // @[email protected] @willofgregor]

@bdjoetsu @Toky02 https://t.co/kRxvrvnDt4

[Will MacGregor // @[email protected] @willofgregor]

@hizaga Cos Birria isn’t salty enough? 🫣🫣🫣

[Will MacGregor // @[email protected] @willofgregor]

If you are switching to or starting up a mastodon account, highly recommend Metatext app on iOS over the mastodon app - much more intuitive full featured experience of what mastodon offers, and easier to migrate your Twitter usage habits.