Will Sidi

Come with me, not at me 💕 PR @DawBell

[Bobby @bobbyprezinsky]

@Morrisons you’ve baked a tin into my Quiche Lorraine. It was already in a tin I didn’t need more tin. Valuable Lorraine space replaced with hard metal. Dinner is ruined. Kids are distraught.

[Will Sidi @willosid]

@kylecook96 It was fighting for gay rights

[Will Sidi @willosid]

Doing a character at this lovely comedy night in Hackney tomorrow - it’s gonna be silly fun x

[Will Sidi @willosid]

What in the David Brent is this

[Channel 4 News @Channel4News]

"Boris, this ain’t alright.”

Chef @jamieoliver tells @krishgm why he's calling on people to protest outside Number 10 with an Eton mess pudding if the government doesn’t reverse its decision to delay a ban on multi-buy offers on junk food.

[Will Sidi @willosid]

To whoever makes those clever WeTransfer pages:

We see you, we love you, we appreciate you ❤️ keep it up sweetie you're doing amazing

[Will Sidi @willosid]

Why does my phone need to autocorrect omw to On my way! makes me sound like I’m galloping in on horseback

[Will Sidi @willosid]

@kylecook96 I’m back for my covidemption 💅🏻

[Will Sidi @willosid]

Catching covid for a 2nd time means I’ve made it onto Covid All Stars

[Will Sidi @willosid]

Getting covid now feels so passé it’s like I’ve just discovered the sneezing panda video

[Will Sidi @willosid]

Wordle 202 4/6

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The aesthetics on this one 👌

[Will Sidi @willosid]

Wordle 200 5/6

So proud, might get this tattooed on my left thigh. Thoughts?

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[Will Sidi @willosid]

Spencer is the feel-good Xmas romcom of the year. 5*

[Will Sidi @willosid]

Red (Garfield’s Version)

[Will Sidi @willosid]

What happens to all the clothes at the dry cleaners that never get collected? Pixar should make a film about it

[Will Sidi @willosid]

nemesis inferno at thorpe park has run out of petrol

[Will Sidi @willosid]

People with perfect eyesight should be taxed for it

[Will Sidi @willosid]

paddington bear has come out as bi

[Will Sidi @willosid]

Love going into a massive supermarket and asking someone who works there 'so.. what have you got?' :)

[Jan Ravens @thatjanravens]

A message from our Foreign Secretary, who is, as she might say, winning at life.
I KNOW!!

[Will Sidi @willosid]

@em_humble Woop woop I’ll raise a red stripe to dat x