Willo Villa

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[Willo Villa @willovilla1]

Chubby retard attempting banter again.

[Nat @NatJPeters]

Do it for Brian Clough. Do it for Robin Hood. Do it for Carl Froch. Do it for Ebby. Do it for Rock City on a Thursday night. Do it for Su Pollard. Do it for Hooters. Do it for Lee Westwood

And if you can't do it for any of them, just finish the job for the greater good lads! 🙏

[Willo Villa @willovilla1]

Guess where angry John the dog masturbator lives

[John Turland @fatpants0211]

@Leeds_lass17 In their shadow?

Their last trophy was when - compared to us?

We are named after our city, they’re named after a town.

Their fans travel 20 - 50? Miles.

Ours are both local and GLOBAL

Suck on it. See you next season.

[Willo Villa @willovilla1]

@ClaireFosterPHD He didnt bother with an island. Was just a nonce case in plain sight

[Willo Villa @willovilla1]

@nik0_mcr The excitement and novelty has worn off. Tourists have lost interest. The Pep group (De Bruyne, Kompany, Aguero, Silva all gone and not replaced with the same "x factor" stars.

Pep will be gone in the Summer.

It will only get worse from here.

[Willo Villa @willovilla1]

The fact he is Spanish tells me a lot. Makes me less nervy about Emery being pissed off

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🟣🔵 Understand Real Sociedad director Roberto Olabe is among top candidates for Aston Villa director job.

Internal talks ongoing to replace Monchi who will leave the club with immediate effect.

[Willo Villa @willovilla1]

But absolutely listen to the views of woke Owen who thinks it’s fine to call people that irritate him spastics. Attention seeking lonely little man.

And he is at least three stone heavier than his profile pic would have you believe. And he 100z% hasn’t touched a fanny in years

[saint peter @owenk98]

Any guy on this app who has a mother sister daughter auntie fuckin cousin whatever u wanna say cannot sympathise with someone with these views. Crazy

[Willo Villa @willovilla1]

Tell mommy you’re gay without saying the word gay.
Just seen his TL seems to quite like digging woman out and trying to belittle them.
Absolute danger.

[Willo Villa @willovilla1]

Body shape of a bin liner full of water

[Nat @NatJPeters]

Only one thing I am gonna wear at this place 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Willo Villa @willovilla1]

And yet were hamstrung purely by our own making. UEFA putting every obstacle in place with the ultimate goal of getting there super league going.

Piss off the clubs on the edge of breaking through enough that they will eventually support it

[Dan Bardell @danbardell]

Villa and Newcastle talking about Osula…

Uefa: “you can’t do that, you’ve already traded with each other this transfer window!!!”

Chelsea and Strasbourg….

Uefa: “This is fine”

[Willo Villa @willovilla1]

Jesus. What a pair to have on a transfer show. Fab and Jacobs. Speaking like he has sunday dinner round Martinez house.

[𝐓𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐕𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚 @TotalVilla_]

🚨 | @FabrizioRomano on @GiveMeSport implying Manchester United didn’t proceed with Emi Martinez because Jadon Sancho didn’t want to join Aston Villa permanently 🟣🔵 #avfc

[Willo Villa @willovilla1]

Christopher Columbus could be our Director of Football the amount of fucking exploring we do

[villareport @villareport]

🚨 NEW: Aston Villa are exploring a move to sign Liverpool midfielder Harvey Elliott. @J_Tanswell #avfc

[Willo Villa @willovilla1]

Elliot
Sancho
Lindelof

Has a feeling of just getting numbers in.. But it is what it is. I've never been happier for an international break

[Willo Villa @willovilla1]

@laura_lou_44 Depends what time they need to be up for school i guess but for my 12 year old its 10pm weekdays and 11pm weekends and holidays.

[Willo Villa @willovilla1]

This.

Villa twitter is hard work at times.

Theres a fair few that just wont be content with anything but 3-0 wins every week, the quadruple every season, a pint in the concourse poured in 3 seconds. All tickets £1 each. Teleportation through the turnstiles

[Matt @MattH1874]

Without being rude, I couldn't give a shit what any of you lot want. If Unai wants Asensio, I want him signed, sealed and delivered.

[Willo Villa @willovilla1]

@terryflewers @JacobsBen @grok , as a percentage what players that
@JacobsBen speaks about being transferred ultimately leave their clubs in that same transfer window? Is he considered a reputable source for breaking football news?

[Willo Villa @willovilla1]

Hearing Villa are close to completed Jackson deal. Loan with OB to buy dependant on Europe next season. Assensio all but done, medical should be complete soon

**i have no idea if any of this is true but I'm feeling left out of the "lets just make shit up" gang of X accounts 😁

[Willo Villa @willovilla1]

@MiguelDelaney @RationalVillan @grok , as a percentage what players that @MiguelDelaney speaks about being transferred ultimately leave their clubs in that same transfer window?

[Willo Villa @willovilla1]

🇬🇧 - The British Bulldog (WWF) 🤼‍♂️
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 - Euro '96 ⚽️
🇯🇲 - We got a Bobsleigh Team 🎤🎵🎶

[Willo Villa @willovilla1]

@Melanne99xx He must be half your age

[Willo Villa @willovilla1]

@joeohara18 Other than @villaontour_ we don't have a single decent channel to listen to or watch. Bardell is insufferable with his main character syndrome. The other Dan is as dull as dishwater, Kendrick jumps in with humour only he finds funny.
Or maybe I'm just a miserable c*** 😂