He created Margaritaville is what he did. He coined the phrases “5 o’clock somewhere” and “cheeseburger in paradise” single-handed. He was a brave American singer-songwriter who pioneered the island escapism lifestyle. And in this house, Jimmy Buffett is a hero, end of story.
Bring us two Diet Cokes. You know how I like ‘em, straight up.
In seven-and-a-half minutes, you will bring us two more.
Then two more every five minutes after that, until one of us passes the f*** out.