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This is why we don’t talk about jellyfish.

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I don’t like embedded blueberries.

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Question: can I just sit there and eat shrimp?

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I have all the time in the world since I'm a child.

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Did you get these headphones at The Dollar Store? Do you know how I know? The genericness.

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Tis the season to pet Dusty

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My posture may suffer but my imagination is at ease

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Ella - you're a genius! I'm going to soak up all the christmas sprit

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Can I have some more vegetables that aren't broccoli?

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The Snoop might be a little long: just trust the process.

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Daddy, don’t say “vibe to that” or else my generation will have to make up something else.

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My last hide and seek spot was too OP.

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I combed my hair today because it had leaves in it.

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You know: that thing that keeps your boat where you want it. An anchor. The cereal had those kind of marshmallows.

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Dad, this would be a great opportunity to take a picture of me.

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Suspense is all the way up!

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My pockets were always really buttery.

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I think an axolotl could fit in a microwave.

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Okay, I gotta go make business cards.