blair waldorf

she was never good at subtlety

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Stepson of missing billionaire on Titanic submarine shoots his shot with OnlyFans model as rescuers scramble to locate his stepfather.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

cocaine bear

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

She’s a 10 but she always has an upset tummy

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

“Having sex for money is gross” having sex with Connor from bumble for free is far grosser I promise

[amanda @THECOOLISSUE]

pulling up to his house wearing this

[Succession Brasil @successionbra]

#SpotifyWrapped

[elliott spliff @jennacxruso]

behind every hot girl is an unspeakable past with all time low

[bbno$ 👶🚫💰 @bbnomula]

i am thankful for boobs

[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

“why are you
dressed like that?” “like what?”

[Richard Siken bot @sikenpoems]

Do we simply stare at what's horrible and forgive it?

[The Sopranos Guy™ @uncle_june]

holy mother of god i almost choked

[milk @milkstrology]

lavender haze: taurus
maroon: pisces
anti-hero: leo
snow otb: sag/virgo
you’re on your own kid: aries
midnight rain: gemini
question…?: cancer
vigilante shit: scorpio, capricorn
bejeweled: libra
labyrinth: sagittarius
karma: virgo
sweet nothing: pisces
mastermind: aquarius

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Taking my baby out on Friday night after we both did the bare minimum at work all week

[Richard Siken bot @sikenpoems]

I took the bullet for all the wrong reasons, I’d just as soon kill you myself, I say.

[alyssa :p @alyssaerenee]

just realized I am a 22 year old adult and not a 15 year old girl anymore im gonna be sick