When that pretty girl at work is wearing Those short shorts and you are desperate to go to the loo for a wank but you know you will be cumming for half an hour so you stay behind your desk to hide your blushes until the thought goes by.
A colleague came to work today with her Bonnie Tyler hair cut and Dexy's dungarees. It reminded me of my college dayds. If she comes to work in white stilettos and a rah rah tomorrow then I might just join her.
When you're admiring the arse of the girl walking in front of you before she walks through the door and holds the handle until you arrive, you smile and say "Thank you" to which she beams replying "You're welcome!" but you both know it's not the door you are thanking her for๐