Willow

Attempting to shape chaos daily, aspiring author, audhd, non-binary, happily partnered, no DM’s. I f/b with exceptions, see pinned post. they/them

[Willow @willowrphoenix]

I’m probably going to garner some hate for this…I can like what you have to say, but if I see “loves God”, “Christian” (unless it’s your name lol), or similar descriptors on your profile, I probably won’t follow you. I have deep trust issues with Christianity in general

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@nathaliejacoby1 Does this smell like chloroform?

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@BrandonLBradfor One during elementary. Two in high school.

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@RoryOCleary It was an almost five foot drop (and a one foot break lol) I didn’t go to a dr but my partner says I had at least two breaks in my big toe and one in the next, plus a possible break in foot bones. I was up doing chores the next day. See, bad example lol

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@RoryOCleary I am a terrible example. A few years ago I dropped a 100+ year old cast iron skillet, lip edge down on my big toe, after the initial screech and the searing pain of multiple breaks, I told my partner “glad it hit my foot and not the tile, it might’ve broken”

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@Roshan_Rinaldi 🦗🦗🦗🫥🦗🦗🦗

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@nathaliejacoby1 That said, I saw an amazing take on Medium a few days ago. It is imperative that we treat DT as innocent…until he is proven guilty in court. Otherwise, we play into his ability to say he cannot get a fair trial and potentially lead to a failure to successfully prosecute

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@nathaliejacoby1 If that man were to extend a hand towards me, first, I’d likely consider the possibility he was trying to assault me, if I realized he were trying to shake my hand…imagine an aging dowager looking at something that has offended her sensibilities

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@GeoLouWill Not that I necessarily recommend that approach but at the time I was very angry and it was at least satisfying

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@GeoLouWill I’m so sorry. When I fell into my deepest depression and dropped offline for five years, when I came back I was posting some pretty dark, dark humor memes. A relative asked, “are you okay?” on a post. I responded, “no, but you haven’t cared for five years, why start now?”

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@fuckyouiquit Until something actually changes in our day to day lives? 🤷‍♀️ rent too high? Still yes. Groceries? Nope, can’t afford em. Employers still underpaying and abusing workers and getting away with it? Oh yeah. Aliens? Come take over, please? Really, you can’t do worse than we did

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@nathaliejacoby1 Most are saying lying, cons, etc…. There’s a problem with that logic. If he was truly a master of those things, he never would’ve been caught. I’d argue the world will never know the name of the true master of cons, lies, and manipulation. Trump? Terrible at everything imo

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@RoryOCleary @ellinidata @shell_loyd Is Ruairí pronounced “Rory”? That spelling is beautiful. Rory wouldn’t be my first thought of pronunciation, close but more inflection.

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@brinkofsanity3 @fuckyouiquit For all their screaming about “productivity”, that has never been the goal. It’s a buzz word that sounds good. The real point is real estate and middle managers who suddenly realized their jobs are unnecessary and always have been

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@RoryOCleary 🙃🫤🤣

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@RoryOCleary Sourdough? I’ve been wanting to start my own starter but intimidated asf tbh

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@fuckyouiquit This literally happened to a friend of mine recently. Then, when they were “insistent” on “refusing to come in”, their now former employer accused them of lying and demanded a death certificate (obit had already been provided and family member had only died two days prior)

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@TonyGTheOG @z3dster We’re done pandering to the paradox of tolerance. Don’t know it? Look it up. I’ll get you started. If hateful, ignorant attitudes are tolerated, you have created a space safe only for the bigots.

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@RoryOCleary Belated happy birthday! My partner and I literally both have birthdays on the 23rd (different months tho)

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@InfiDale3476 My usual response to this is, “if it’s so personal, why do you need to tell me about it? If you believe in it so deeply, why is it important to have me believe the same as you? Honestly? If you believe it so strongly, that shouldn’t matter at all.”

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@AudreyStJames1 @Patchythecat Got it. Omg…