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I'm a nice person, really (despite what my tweets may say).

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@brianrender #FML if I can't ever soak my tits in a sixty niner tub!

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#Keithmas & talk IS cheap.

[Brian Render @brianrender]

Anybody lose a large brown, white and black dog around Burritts Rapids? He/she is safe. #merrickville #kemptville

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I haven't seen it; I'm calling it now: 50 Shades of Lame.

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I really wish Harrison Ford's earing would start Tweeting.

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Jesus. I'm really into old Leonard Cohen songs these days. #thereaintnocureforlove

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Me: "Who gives a shit about Gwyneth Paltrow?" Husband: "She does." #GoldenGlobes

[People @people]

Jared Leto skips the man bun for the man braid (and it's the best hairstyle of the night) http://t.co/3exaRdzAzT

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(insert Kevin Spacey's speech here) Me: "huh?" #GoldenGlobes

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I love @PattyArquette . #GoldenGlobes

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If you've never heard Bob Dylan yelling at a man going through his garbage before:here you go:http://t.co/hseG0NAJke @brianrender

[Nikki Glaser @NikkiGlaser]

I want to thank everyone at CAA for this tweet.

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A Ken doll just beat out Bill Murray? #GoldenGlobes

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Prince! And with the pimp cane even! #GoldenGloves

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I'm already taking bets with myself: how many times can I sneak in the "word" #Cumberbomb in office conversations tomorrow?

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Jennifer Lopez: 2 #GoldenGlobes / True Detective: 0.

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Could totally see up Jennifer Aniston's skirt there. #redcarpet? #GoldenGlobes

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Napoleon Dynamite and a side of Hickory Sticks, pair perfectly together.

[. @willowtree658]

I pulled and hurt my back today. Stretching in my office chair. That happened.

[. @willowtree658]

After a long day's work, I slip into something more comfortable (track pants),walk downstairs. -Husband: "Is it Valentine's Day?"