Will P

Dogs body on family farm. Sports fanatic, music connoisseur, humour lover, chocolate junkie, potty mouth, offen angry and a major disappointment. ABOVE AVERAGE

[Will P @willp666]

16 year old daughter "can my boyfriend stay over tonight daddy?"
Me "can he fuck!!!"
16 y o daughter "oh yes daddy, like a rabbit"
Me 😡😡😡

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@westcottpiemont @McFuzzies There is a cock joke most places if you have a warped enough mond😂🤦‍♂️

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Chocolate digestives?

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@McFuzzies @westcottpiemont Very rare I have a hobnob (there is a cock joke somewhere)

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@westcottpiemont @McFuzzies Slightly controversial but I don’t dunk as it would ruin a perfectly good cuppa tea.

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@McFuzzies Exactly 👍

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@WilfEsq That’s not very nice

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I want to walk up the side of the mountain
I want to walk down the other side of the mountain
I want to swim in the river and lay in the sun
I want to try to be nice to everyone☺️

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@cows_gundogs Same here, I know I’ll forget one day and shit myself when the bang goes off

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@cows_gundogs I’m going to put one on our garage after we had our last lawn mower pinched, won’t tell my brother though, you know, for shits and giggles🤣

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@cows_gundogs Like your thinking👍

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@EmilyBaah @LowthPeter

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@cows_gundogs Poacher alarms👍

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@LowthPeter @EmilyBaah Are you sure?🤔

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@FisherP22 😎

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@FisherP22 What a load of fucking bollocks😄

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@MikeCrawshaw4 @McFuzzies @DawnVanstone Me, fickle? Never😤

😂😂😂

[Will P @willp666]

My parents had their Freelander 2 smashed up last week, this is what the hire company have just delivered to them, after moving it on the driveway I honestly thing it will be me who drives them in it (or they go out in dads landrover). Don’t judge me as an Audi driver now😔