will peters-seymour

[will peters-seymour @willpower177]

@Gabenieves55 Was it good?

[will peters-seymour @willpower177]

Melody and I were watching the first Lord of the Rings and when it was over I said “man it sucks that Young Dolph” died and she said “I know and only halfway through the movie”

[will peters-seymour @willpower177]

@smebs6 I think they keep them. I remember something about Harry having a mini Hungarian Horntail on his nightstand

[h @murphstahoe]

@doubledepress0 @shaun_vids We need a "leak" that the liberals are planting negative stories about vaccines because they know conservatives will believe them, not get vaccinated, die, and be unable to vote for TRUMP. A de facto voter suppression tactic

[will peters-seymour @willpower177]

@rreynolds859 The average apple tastes way more like an apple than the average orange. Just goes to show which is the better fruit.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

The richest guys in the world are off in space. They're not particularly worried about Earth anymore. The days of them not paying a nickel in federal income taxes are going to end, and we will finally invest in the long-neglected needs of America's working families.

[will peters-seymour @willpower177]

Someone in my closet? ✅

Someone under my bed? ✅

Someone outside both my windows?✅

Time for bed.

[will peters-seymour @willpower177]

Making sure my blankets are sealed every time I fart so that when it’s time to fall asleep I can just stick my head under the blankets and pass out

[sara... @smebs6]

fought a tiny little cat and won

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

no disrespect to indiana jones. but if i was being chased by a boulder i’d just unhinge my jaw and let it pass through me like a shit

[will peters-seymour @willpower177]

I peed all over my friends toilet seat and when I told him he laughed as if I was joking

[Renan Bernardo is mostly on Bluesky @RenanBernardo]

“I’m so happy the pandemic is finally coming to an end.”

The pandemic:

[will peters-seymour @willpower177]

If I was an NBA ref and someone got in my face to complain I would just give them a little kiss on the cheek

[Benji Jones @BenjiSJones]

Not a surprise but: Respecting gender pronouns saves lives. A new @TrevorProject report shows that transgender and nonbinary youth attempt suicide far less often if their pronouns are respected. It's not hard. Do it.

https://t.co/rXX0gNpT43

[Hannah Thomasy, PhD @HannahThomasy]

It's wild that everyone is freaking out about the AZ vaccine causing blood clots (1 in 250,000 chance) and no one bats an eye at birth control having a ONE IN A THOUSAND risk of blood clots.

[will peters-seymour @willpower177]

@skatehair I hadn’t seen them and I liked it!

[noelle @noeyyyg]

Currently, the state of TX is proposing a bill to remove the art education requirment in public schools. Eliminating art from schools is dangerous, especially in a time when racism and mental health issues are at an all time high. PLEASE,fill out the form and protest this bill

[will peters-seymour @willpower177]

@caleb_pitman @liam_mccabe_ I will not engage with your tweet until you text me back

[will peters-seymour @willpower177]

@liam_mccabe_ Hot scale player