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what’s a goon to a goblin

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the devil works hard but willow works harder

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im so proud of myself ◡̈

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currently trying to figure out what breed my cat is bc she was a stray and i don’t want to pay for a dna test 🤪

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idk why people hate aging and hate bdays past 21, i literally didn’t even think i was gonna be alive, and now im 25??? wow that’s so cool im so proud of myself

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the fact that i still had to go into work today even tho there’s a no travel advisory for the ENTIRE STATE OF NORTH DAKOTA

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doing intake questions with a new therapist makes me want to never go to therapy ever again

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we got a cat and she’s the prettiest sweetest cutest little peanut baby except when she’s TEARING UP MY BOX SPRING AT 3 AM

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@kxtxee SAME deep cleaned and organized too 😂

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doing anything other than cleaning your house when you’re snowed in just feels wrong to me

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people be out here acting like hair color is not literal chemicals and just slapping shit on their head expecting stylists to fix it 🤪

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not knowing when to go into the dr is so frustrating like im having the worst abdominal pain of my life but am i gonna go in? nah i’ll probably be fine

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@kxtxee literally every SINGLE day 💀

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my husbands ex and his family STAY obsessed w us like???? for why?????

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work the past month has been a fun guessing game of am i going to booked 100% solid to the point where i can’t even sneeze or i’ll run behind or having absolutely no appointments and playing super stylist for my entire shift

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@kxtxee no fr that would be so nice

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does anyone remember the bookmobile from elementary school or just me

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@syrupsippinsyd okay good because sometimes i feel like it was a fever dream and i needed someone to verify it was real 😂😂

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@syrupsippinsyd yes like the little bus they’d like pull it up outside and we’d all go out and pick out a book

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i hope 2023 is good to my mom

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this man from tech support for my wifi has spent the last approx 17 minutes telling me about the launch of the rocket that went to the moon and im so fried all i can reply with is “wow” “right” “interesting!”

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told my husband i wanted to take a little nap and to wake me up in a “little bit” fucker let me sleep for 4 HOURS