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[willyumm @willroark1]

I hate getting close to people, because they always leave. Andddd I always care more than they do.

[Dee Rose 🌹 🥀🫴🏽 @Dee_rose901]

$500 to (1) person who (RETWEETS) this no stipulations 🤝

Cashhh that 💩 ✅✅✅✅✅ w/ @WyzeBets

[willyumm @willroark1]

@Dee_rose901 i hope not at this point😂 ill take a void

[willyumm @willroark1]

@ChalkboardHQ But you wont void Paxton🤡

[willyumm @willroark1]

@Underdog__NBA what ab my parlay 😐

[willyumm @willroark1]

@ChalkboardHQ After all of the money that yall made off of these promos from the past few nights that have absolutely chalked, we deserve a free square.

[willyumm @willroark1]

@ChalkboardHQ Go ahead and admit yall made the call

[willyumm @willroark1]

@nazeaster Wiggins O 9.5 points looking free tho

[skylar jo @skylarjophoto]

Date someone older. It’s worth it. Just trust me on this.

[Colt @ColtTTV_]

no one:

me: do you want ur present now

[willyumm @willroark1]

@chrismelSchleeb @kayleighmcenany @scrowder @JoeBiden for once in his campaign

[willyumm @willroark1]

I'm getting to marry the person i prayed to God for🥺❤️

[willyumm @willroark1]

Nothing hurts worse than trying your absolute best and still not being good enough.

[willyumm @willroark1]

@peeolita @raeleigh2014 would drive 2.5 hours to see me on weekends🤪

[🦂 @TristianHaynes1]

Her: “Right there, don’t stop, JUST LIKE THAT!!!!”

Me:

[Harley 🩰 @harleyrides_]

this guy begged me to ruin his life so i fucked up his credit, bleached all of his clothes & sent his mom a video of him eating my ass & he got mad at me

[chris melberger @chrismelberger]

*friends talking about weather*

girlfriend: it snowed last night

me: how much?

girlfriend: about 4 inches

girlfriend’s friend: 4 inches? that’s nothing

me, not trying to interrupt: 4 inches actually isn’t nothing. it’s a pretty solid siz-amount and totally gets the job done

[willyumm @willroark1]

@raeleigh2014 OG breadsticks if i get alfredo sauce 🤷🏻‍♂️