william roebuck

[william roebuck @willroebuck22]

@joverbay3 tbh i’m more of an almond milk kinda gal

[dave costantini @davecostantini]

There’s a woman, no younger than 85 years old, sitting next to me eating dinner and drinking a pineapple White Claw with a straw.

Goals

[ny guy @urlocalnyguy]

To students starting school today,

Please be nice to your teachers. My dad is 53 years old, and not a whiz w technology. He’s called me EVERY day, attempting to practice because he’s so nervous and wants what’s best for his students.

Please be patient with them. They’re trying.

[Jen @Jenwifonen]

Y'all.. this just happened on our local news site.. what is life

[william roebuck @willroebuck22]

@iamtdbj8 @ellamclanee @ClemsonUniv

[Jack Jenkins @jackmjenkins]

ANOTHER harrowing account from ANOTHER priest working outside St. John’s who says they were run off by tear gas, etc before Trump’s photo op.

Ends with a defiant decree: “I am now a force to be reckoned with.”

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Here's some:

[lynn 🪩 @popstarluvr]

a thread of cops vandalizing property and their own cars, something the media will never show. don’t let them fool you.

[william roebuck @willroebuck22]

@madelineccrouch now we have OAKS quizzes longer than those classes

[paul riggins @Paulie_Riggins]

Did he really just call it the Chinese virus... I hope you catch it my guy

[Complex @Complex]

I hate the Internet 😭 https://t.co/n1Qm0EcRJv

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

I took a DNA test and it turns out I’m 100% broke

[dave costantini @davecostantini]

It’s hoodie season - where every morning I am challenged with the dilemma of what T-shirt I should wear under my hoodie...

Can’t be too dope cuz that’s just a waste of a dope tee... but also can’t be too wack in the case i take my hoodie off... hm.

No? Just me?

[Marvel Studios @MarvelStudios]

Just announced at #D23Expo, Ryan Coogler returns to direct Marvel Studios’ BLACK PANTHER 2, in theaters May 6, 2022.

[comedycentral @ComedyCentral]

Nah, last time there was a joke at a debate it became president.

[william roebuck @willroebuck22]

the number of guys walking around in 3/4 length C A R G O capris should be a crime