Will Turtle🐢

Football Nurse Coach he/him

[Will Turtle🐢 @willrtut]

Rosario Dawson and Dave Filoni in Chapter 13

[Will Turtle🐢 @willrtut]

It’s a little funny that SAS is very clearly paid by both major parties at different times to run pretty much the same agenda

[Jason Cohen 🇺🇸 @JasonJournoDC]

💥Stephen A. Smith on Zohran Mamdani🇺🇸

"If the Democratic Party becomes HIM, you have no chance ... on a national basis in terms of the presidency, in Senate seats, seats in the House — you have NO chance."

"You might have a Democratic Socialist sprinkled here and there — but that ain't what America is! America is about capitalism! America is about dollars and cents! America is about an economy, a flourishing economy!"

"And you know what it's not about!? Free stuff. Somebody gotta say it, so I'm gon' say it!"

[Will Turtle🐢 @willrtut]

How long until someone posts a sack compilation?

[NFL @NFL]

Thanks for the lesson, coach 🤝

@MacJones_10 | @49ers

[Will Turtle🐢 @willrtut]

JB Celtic for Life

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BLOCKBUSTER: The Milwaukee Bucks are trading franchise icon Giannis Antetokounmpo and Bobby Portis to the Miami Heat for Tyler Herro, Kel'el Ware, Jaime Jaquez Jr., Kasparas Jakucionis, 3 first-round picks (including No. 13), 1 pick swap and 1 second-rounder, sources tell ESPN.

[Triple Double Cocaine Bear @eyejustkantbro]

A real killer would’ve stuck a needle in him and leave him in the streets like LeBron did with delonte west

[Will Turtle🐢 @willrtut]

Jalen Brunson NBA Champion before Luka Doğshit

[Will Turtle🐢 @willrtut]

Most obvious triple bang buzzer beater ever scripted

[Will Turtle🐢 @willrtut]

Saint Wembanyama has defeated the Israeli Thunder with the power of ethical hoops.

[The Anonymous Nobody @el_budget]

I’ll root for Al Qaeda if Chet is wearing that USA across his chest in 2028

[Will Turtle🐢 @willrtut]

Trump staging an assassination attempt every 20 business days

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BREAKING: White House locked down after as many as 30 shots fired in vicinity.

[MaVegetaKc @KctBurner]

Bermuda Triangle mystery solved before you touched Super Bowl turf .@JoshAllenQB

[Will Turtle🐢 @willrtut]

Hopefully the Celtics held down the fort at home with a healthy Tatum and managed to move on to the second round. They wouldn’t blow a 3-1 lead. I’ll take a look at the box score in the morning to see who the hero was

[Chad Lowe @jpottingaround]

Adam Silver in 2035 when every team is 41-41, 50% of star players are out with torn Achilles, Kalshi and Draft Kings are the biggest companies in the world, and all puppies have been eradicated from the face of the earth.

[☭ omBrad S☘️evens @comBradStevens]

This is for Kemba’s knee

[Will Turtle🐢 @willrtut]

@cman8x00 @ABC I was here first imo

[Will Turtle🐢 @willrtut]

@ABC his head is still in one piece. Put the game back on

[Will Turtle🐢 @willrtut]

Bare minimum that’s a PCL for Ant fuck

[Will Turtle🐢 @willrtut]

They just sneak a “contact…high” into the broadcast on Hawks/Knicks?

[Will Turtle🐢 @willrtut]

Let Payton Pritchard chase Bam’s 83

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Donald Trump says "a whole civilisation will die tonight" if Iran fails to make deal - follow live https://t.co/K5HW4qMtwc

[Will Turtle🐢 @willrtut]

He surely don’t got internet

[TreVeyon Henderson @TreVeyonH4]

“Blessed are those who are persecuted for righteousness’ sake, For theirs is the kingdom of heaven.”
Matthew 5:10

[Will Turtle🐢 @willrtut]

Dying on hills over “Mac Jones”

[Lee📸 @LeeDaFotographa]

Mac Jones had bad moments but they failed his growth as well. A hill I’ll die on