Will Stagg

[Will Stagg @willstagg]

The gas pump told me to "insert card again" but I read it as "insert cardigan" and now we have a problem at pump 8.

[Will Stagg @willstagg]

@Topps @MLB @Sabretooth117 @GOING_AWOL

[Will Stagg @willstagg]

@brooksbryant10 @TheBryanHorton @Dawsonblake00

[Will Stagg @willstagg]

@hollywood_picks Same here. Been building some of the best low odds SGP combos the last few days and missed hitting 3 consecutive by 1 point or rebound 😂

[Will Stagg @willstagg]

@Pickswise @TheBryanHorton @Dawsonblake00

[Caitlin @caithuls]

Overnight Oats sounds like the name of a racehorse who sucks

[Will Stagg @willstagg]

@TheBryanHorton @Dawsonblake00 *lose money on self-made quality parlays by one leg

[C. S. Lewis @CSLewisDaily]

“The Past is frozen and no longer flows, and the Present is all lit up with eternal rays.” -C.S. Lewis

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

wikipedia: please. please just give me one dollar i'm begging you give me anything

me: [trying to look up the hamburglar's full name] shut the fuck up

[Will Stagg @willstagg]

My buddy had gallbladder surgery so I had the docs tuck a rare Pokémon card up in that body for rainy day fund safe-keeping.

[Sports Illustrated @SInow]

When the squad hypes you up >>>>

(via @MLB)

[JD  @JDGoldboys]

Draymond first quarter

[Will Stagg @willstagg]

@bayleybraddock

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Wes Anderson and Owen Wilson exit James L. Brooks's office, after signing a deal to make their first feature BOTTLE ROCKET, 1994.

[Coach Duggs @CoachDuggs]

I ordered a large fry at Five Guys. They just pulled up a chair next to the fryer and told me I have one hour.

[Will Stagg @willstagg]

Private Property signs make my giggle. Like duh bruh, but thanks for letting us know you got guns!

[Jack @GayLaVie]

Most Americans don’t realize how small Texas actually is.

[Will Stagg @willstagg]

I would really hate to get robbed, but being the victim of a heist sounds rather thrilling.

[Will Stagg @willstagg]

If I had known I was selling Wayne Toups a couple overpriced tumblers today in the pro shop, I would have
A. asked him if he’s seen The Batman yet, and B. act like I had no idea who he was and start a side convo with someone else about accordion historical facts that I make up.