William Sturgeon

Kang of Fysh

[William Sturgeon @willsturgeon]

@HumanLevelJen @WB_Baskerville Great one more thing we’re not allowed to do at the stag party

[William Sturgeon @willsturgeon]

@HazeyDaisey17 Wait, was she charging for it?

[William Sturgeon @willsturgeon]

@MadhutchMike @elonmusk With hope

[William Sturgeon @willsturgeon]

This meme doesn't actually make sense, by the way.

Scorpions can live between two and six days underwater.

It feels to me like a great representative meme for making some other point than the one it wants to make.

[Spandrell @spandrell4]

We definitely should invite Pontius Pilate. Let's finish this story

[William Sturgeon @willsturgeon]

@_celia_bedelia_ She was embarrassed they were merely frat boys and not werewolf billionaires.

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@MariaMateiciuc @RichardHanania I've violated my share of corpses and let me tell, you, sister, the college girls can't compare.

[William Sturgeon @willsturgeon]

@PDeploradude @paul_hundred Drain the swamp

[William Sturgeon @willsturgeon]

Unreal. I am a heritage American.

[William Sturgeon @willsturgeon]

Still in bureaucratic hell

[William Sturgeon @willsturgeon]

@brendatracy24 @ILFandPetrov Hey @grok did this chick get raped or nah?

[William Sturgeon @willsturgeon]

I had an ex girlfriend who was also a pike and also very difficult to kill.

[TMZ @TMZ]

Christa Pike Still Alive After 2 Lethal Injections https://t.co/345Rhf2TdU

[William Sturgeon @willsturgeon]

Shocked to find out today that @Howlingmutant0 is a degenerate

[William Sturgeon @willsturgeon]

I have a confession…I’m actually a sturgeon

[William Sturgeon @willsturgeon]

@MeghanEMurphy No, I'm saying what I said. Put that woman in prison.

[William Sturgeon @willsturgeon]

@mhartl @minordissent Can't the unlock screen do short animated video or gif? Making it actually launch would be great.

[William Sturgeon @willsturgeon]

@bees_cult @hollowearthterf takes like 10 minutes tops

[William Sturgeon @willsturgeon]

@dac_hus go off king

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@paul_hundred A People in Every Pot

[William Sturgeon @willsturgeon]

@GSVBemusementPk @aphercotropist What year was this?