meee, i

whorey little tart

[bald renate reinsve @GayPublix]

Thinking about Kelly Clarkson covering brand new chanel$

[meee, i @willtatty]

@djthatpart instagram saw it first second and third 😍

[𓌹*beep*𓌺 @iamtheeitgirl]

and if i said slayyyter is jonbenet ramsey

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

I met my husband on r/Cronenberg in 2011. We were crashing cars with everyone there— among the first to do so. We moved to Existenz and I hacked his body. He loved a freaky body hacker chick. I went to visit him in the Videodrome part of Canada in 2012. He experimented on this mutilated hacker chick bodyy

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

"Duhh I couldn't understand any of Bad Bunny's lyrics" Oh well did U consider that music begins where the possibilities of language end? Dumb ass. To which speech can give no utterance? 😂 And it clothes experience with a power words cannot impart? 😭 Dumb ass 🫵

[meee, i @willtatty]

i’m like the taylor swift of flossing- reallly bad

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Good afternoon fellow Twitter scrollers! Theodore here! Just want to show off my #NewProfilePic

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

August flying by like 4 hoes in a Nissan

[twitch.tv/yolandafister @yolandafister]

why is she lowkey giving pinkpantheress here

[peace + chemicals @_210128]

Spanish fluency gap relationship>>>

[meee, i @willtatty]

music* is the truest universal language
*fly away by lenny kravitz

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

This is why you can’t bring back Y2K. It starts with big ass jeans and clipart, but the next thing you know the government wants to invade the Middle East for WMDs.

[JUDE RAW @raw_jude]

you should be allowed to hand a cop whatever trash you’re holding

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Sex workers, what did you think of Conclave?

[Nick Gambill @NickBGambill]

Just got the call. Fired. I was the DEI coordinator for the Pentagon. My job was to put the coexist stickers on the F-35s.

[Ciroc Obama @frogg_gurl]

She’s cubin’ on my missile until I cry, sis

[meee, i @willtatty]

in a nightmare blunt rotation (rideshare driver has james blunt’s discography on shuffle)