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Tall and bald, living on the edge of the world. Deanodaddio, Mr. Guillot-Wright, cooking aficionado, and robot enthusiast.

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Just watched the @UPS driver park in front of our house out of habit and deliver to all the other houses.

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In an effort to prepare for Mardi Gras 2024, I've been crosstraining by keeping my phone at 28%, implementing roving wallet hiding, and decreasing water intake by 40%. Follow me for more tips and tricks.

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For Xmas, @DrGuillotWright received a plant of the month club gift. The first one arrived, she named it after my deceased mom, and put it on my side of the bed. I’ve been watering it ever since. Starting to feel like this is some next level gamesmanship.

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Why doesn’t Siri respond with “Yes, Chef.” when you ask it to set a timer?

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@allison_b216 @aggieplanner Crowdsourcing art with a public voting outcome is just not a great path for anyone involved. Find a local artist and pay them an agreed-upon wage to deliver the design.

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Unlocked a new panic attack level as we walked up (WALKED) the first two levels of the Eiffel Tower last night. This rounds out the top three height panic attacks of Empire State Building and the Brooklyn Bridge. Common denominator in all? @DrGuillotWright (3/3) and Dean (2/3).

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Big day for #deanobambino. He just deployed the Willthing tried and true three-reasons criteria for decision making. Per the norm, the third reason remained elusive.

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I hope when it's my time to go, someone says something similar for me.

[Ray Padgett @rayfp]

Bob Dylan on David Crosby:

"Crosby was a colorful and unpredictable character, wore a Mandrake the Magician cape, didn’t get along with too many people and had a beautiful voice — an architect of harmony. He could freak out a whole city block all by himself. I liked him a lot."

[Galveston Historical Foundation @GalvHistory]

"Leave the waves of Galveston, but only if you can..."
@IronAndWine is set to perform at #GalvestonHistory's 1839 St. Joseph's Church on Sunday, May 7. Members get pre-sale tickets through next Monday at https://t.co/79QYPkuUQG. #lovegalveston

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All it took was @CastYourCaraway to sit on our patio and remind us that we can hear the ocean from where we live.

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@radiohead should come out with a line of kitchen items that launch with Kid A-prons.

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I feel about Christmas like I feel about egg nog. I love both dearly but in very particular quantities.

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Instead of leaves changing in the fall I neglected our pool for two months and now it’s changing colors….

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Boom!

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I’m just not sure these Citizens For Sanity ads are in line with their operational name.

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@mattlanza I might be wrong but I think it depends what highway you’re closest to…

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Boom!

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@brittanieshey I feel like I drank 18 beers.

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@DrGuillotWright @cotopaxi @TheAnthemDC @thekillers 🎵Comin’ into your space and I’m doin’ just fine…