Will Trotman

Life is a highway

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Just double buckled with my Uber driver

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Pogo sticking with a helmet on in the mosh pit

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Customer at the ‘straunt just dapped me up for cutting him off. Real.

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Being a dude rocks I just spilled coffee on my shirt then changed into the exact same shirt in a different color

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Elementary school music teachers really be like ta ta tee tee ta

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Can’t wait to coach my son’s little league / coach pitch team one day and beg the other dads to let me pitch every game so I can just strike out a bunch of 7 year olds

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So insane they shot Finding Nemo on just an iphone

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G7 actually is the drippiest group I’ve ever seen this is insane

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Truly inspiring that Patrick Mahomes worked his way up from State Farm employee to playing in the NFL. Now THAT is the American dream.

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A civil war is kinda like a scrimmage if u think about it

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My dumb sister trying to tell me Pete and Kim are a publicity stunt. Smh I’ve spent way too many hours on snapchat discover page for this to be fake

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Fine I’ll bite. Dillards is sick.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

James Neal is the Kenny chesney of hockey. Nobody appreciates him but he has 20 hits a year. Google it.

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16 year old dudes love talking in a deeper voice for their voicemail

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Y’all think apes ever dapped each other up

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

There’s too many sports teams named after the weather.

[Will Trotman @willtrotman2]

Who on earth is the guy making these corporate playlists that I hear in stores it should absolutely be illegal for you to blast daughtry while I get a haircut at 9:30 AM. Like what if there’s a drum solo or something and the guy slips and cuts me then what

[Will Trotman @willtrotman2]

I hate that there are professional athletes younger than me. Honestly that’s all I got. Just not happy about it.

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The dentist is such a pyramid scheme. I don’t know what I’m doing two Octobers from now don’t ask if I want to schedule an appointment just because you know I’ll say yes.

[Autozone Jones @robbywgucci]

yo it’s mad inspiring when people post how they almost didn’t workout but then they did end up working out. Congrats, that’s incredible