Will

[Nashville SC @NashvilleSC]

THE BOYS (W)IN GOLD 🏆

OUR FIRST TROPHY IN CLUB HISTORY

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@FOXNashville I would hope so

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Phil Collins did not have to go so hard on the Tarzan track. I’m grateful he did though.

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Real ID is a menace. I just watched a lady try to use her Costco membership card because her other Id wasn’t valid. I wish I was joking.

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Zunes were superior to iPods in every way

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@NashSevereWx *dunked on

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Is this the most chaotic CFB weekend ever?

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[FanDuel Sports @FanDuelSports]

College football is pure madness 🍿

(via @RossDellenger)

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Hellman’s legal team looking at how to void their contract with Levis as we speak

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Someone should open up a chiropractic clinic where you walk in and there’s no one there but there’s a ton of these sitting around

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Lisan al-Gaib!

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@JscottFrancis4 I’m thinking Rodgers will either be out next week or the Jets will have to sell the franchise. Somewhere in that range.

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Lack of free parking in cities is a detriment to society.

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Not showing the price of something online until it’s added to the cart is silly. As if it being in the cart locks us in to having to buy it. If anything it must keep folks from considering buying it anyway.

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My theory is that it was denied not due to trademark issues but because the new owner wants to rename the team and it’s a better look to have this request denied than to be approved and him change it again anyway.

[Josh Gerben @JoshGerben]

The USPTO has denied the trademark application for the NFL's Washington Commanders.

On May 18th, the USPTO issued the denial citing two reasons.

1⃣ An existing trademark for "Commanders' Classic."
2⃣ Pending applications filed by a DC-area man.

A thread 🧵

#HTTC

[Will @willtscott]

To all the influencers who share their recipes online: please stop. No offense but I am not interested in your life story, I just want to know how much cojita cheese I need for this street corn.

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@Brandon_Stovall @KingJames This is assault

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@JscottFrancis4 This has Don Draper written all over it