Avery Brooks

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Equalizer 3: Olive Garden

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Just had a bird shit on me while trying to jimmy my car door. I swear if I get in to heaven, I’m kicking God’s ass.

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Finally! Today is the first day this year that I don’t have to tell people happy New Years anymore! 🙌

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I’m constantly bangin’ my shins on shit.

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I refuse ever using “close friends” on my Instagram stories. I like it raw.

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If In-N-Out had delivery, I would be dead in 3 months.

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Just walked into In-N-Out while holding a tripod. This is the most LA thing I’ve ever done.

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Hold my beer.

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Dude, Sriracha went viral AF back in the day. Lol.

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There are two things in this life that will never fail to invigorate me:

1: The first sip of coffee in the morning.
&
2: That first crack of the fingernail during a fingernail clipping.

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Dude! The minions are OP af!!#MinionsTheRiseOfGru

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Note to self. Don’t ask AMC employee for doggy bags for your popcorn.

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Just watched Top Gun! Holy Crap! I think I’m gonna start getting into plane flying. Anyone know where I can start classes?

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Imagine a snake moving around without wiggling their body. They’d be all like: /—/\—/\

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@liz_zagone @FollowSellers I have yet to step foot OUT of an In-N-Out

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Do food trucks do deliveries? Should.

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It’s crazy that I basically used to look like this. I don’t mean that this is a baby photo of me, but you get the idea. Basically.

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Today I had one of the prep line cooks at work tell me, “You’re one of the reasons I enjoy coming into this job everyday.” Then he went to the bathroom to throw up from meth. And I think that’s what’s beautiful about the restaurant industry.

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Just accidentally walked into a handicap bathroom stall and sat down on a wheelchaired person’s lap. Not really, but could you imagine?

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My fashion sense is inspired by Opie Taylor and truck stop employees 💅