Monte Carlo Jones

His words carry weight that would break a less interesting man's jaw. In your top 5 dead or alive.

[DNA Dont Lie @MelaninDominant]

Michael Jai White speaking on black Americans thinking their lineages started as a slave

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Mamdani to New Yorkers after the Knicks win the NBA Finals:

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

Neil deGrasse Tyson: “Whatever [the next outbreak] is, we ain’t ready for it. We still have anti-vaxxers running around.”

“I don’t trust scientists. I saw a YouTube video, so I’m not going to take it.” (mocking)

“I don’t want you to ever forget this story.”

“20,000 years ago, we’re in the cave. Do you know what the life expectancy was?”

Shannon Sharpe: “10 years? 15 years?”

Neil deGrasse Tyson: “30. Half of everyone born was dead before they were 30.”

Shannon Sharpe: “Wow!!!”

Neil deGrasse Tyson: “Fast forward to 1840… everyone born in the world was dead by the age of 35. We gained five years of life expectancy. And every one of them ate organic, breathed clean air… Science matters here.”

“We’ve doubled the life expectancy with antibiotics, vaccines, and sanitation. The three biggest forces operating on our longevity. So to come around and say I don’t need vaccines because I’m not getting sick, that’s like saying, why are you using dandruff shampoo? You don’t have dandruff.”

Shannon Sharpe: “Well, I don’t want to get it.”

Neil deGrasse Tyson: “That’s my point. If you’re successful, people think you don’t need it when that’s what’s creating the ongoing success in the first place.”

[Me @Isabellaan57274]

She cleared this point👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 #JBP

[NBA Memes @NBAMemes]

This is peak NBA-anime crossover

[DailyRapFacts @DailyRapFacts]

JAŸ-Z stuttered on purpose during his freestyle diss to mock Nicki Minaj when she forgot her lyrics while performing 👀

He even made the same hand gestures she made on stage

[BronxBmbrz @BronxBmbrz]

I’m confused as to why they’re making a documentary about allegations that were proven false meanwhile I haven’t heard a peep about the epstein files in a while

[GOWIE @DaKidGowie]

Mid-game and Carter Bryant still took the time to wash his hands. Therefore, there’s no excuse for the average man to not wash his hands after using the bathroom. 🤷🏾‍♂️

[J Michelle Michelle @jmichelle555]

Michael Jackson taking his spot back after being rudely interrupted 🕺🏾

[🇨🇦Black DeMarco @intharearview]

Also this week.

[🇨🇦Black DeMarco @intharearview]

Drake robbing yet another independent artist. And no, it’s not just a Denise Belfon sample. It’s the whole structure, drum patterns, everything. Just slightly altered for the track “BBW”. Gordo out there stealing every bit of cultural influence on his behalf.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Hunter Biden on Elon Musk:

“You’ve got some motherf-cker who’s made over $251 billion being a United States citizen, that got here and stayed here illegally before he got his citizenship, sitting here lecturing us on who we should allow into the US”

[IG: olesoul57.2 ♉️ 5/12 @olesoul57_2]

I used to do my thing back in the day, but I’ve never been this turnt in my life 😫😅😂

[Boochie is the Name @stoppfeenin]

Love when a fine black dentist spits facts about brushing teeth properly and flossing.

He’s part of the reason why I switched to soft bristle toothbrushes

[Mlungisi Ntshangase @Mlu__N77]

I’ve never heard so many words spoken but not a single thing was said.

[Don Keith @RealDonKeith]

🤣Dying! Someone replaced The Spice Girls’ vocals and removed the music.🤣😂🤣

H/T: sergiolotauro

[HustleBitch @HustleBitch_]

🚨 WHITE MAN ADMITS HE DROVE ILLEGALLY FOR A YEAR TO “TEST POLICE RACISM” — SAYS HE WAS NEVER STOPPED

At a Grand Rapids city commission meeting, he steps to the podium holding expired registration tabs.
Then drops it on the room:
“I ran an experiment.”

For an entire year, he claims he drove without valid plates, five days a week, across multiple police jurisdictions.

Not stopped once.

His conclusion? Racial bias in policing.

He accuses the department of deadly force disparities.
Calls for major changes to the K-9 policy.
Mocks officers who say they feared for their lives.

Then he turns directly to the mayor.
“You promised reform. What keeps you from flexing?”

He says the process is hurting his mental health and walks out before any response.

Would this “experiment” have ended the same way if he looked different?

[Kate❤️‍🔥💕 @katee_K1]

Once he peeped she had a gun he thought it was going be easy to get it off her. He thought that was the perfect time to take advantage of that same black woman who just saved his life. Black women always riding for black men and this is the thanks we get!
Shit ain't sad. He got what he desired

[HolisticHealthHQ @HolisticHHQ]

Your tattoo is an immune system war that never ends 👇👇