Will Wilson

I like whiskey, dad jokes and procrastination.

[Will Wilson @willwilson3]

I feel like every day is a battle between "live every day to the fullest" And "stop going out and spending money so you can go places"

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

https://t.co/NqCsLMPePB

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

F•R•I•E•N•D•S is an NFT

Not Funny TVshow

[IT WAS NEVER GOING TO BE ME @solomonmissouri]

Bud ...

[angrybrownsfans @angrybrownsfans]

The Browns heading to Kansas City:

[Will Wilson @willwilson3]

“That was the worst debate I’ve ever seen.” - @GStephanopoulos

- also everyone else

#Debate2020

[Will Wilson @willwilson3]

I’m recording this debate in case I ever want to get a migraine on demand #Debates2020

[J. Moore @_jlmoore]

1.5 topics in
Word count:

Trump: infinity
Wallace: 100
Biden: -17

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

This is fucking awesome

[Will Wilson @willwilson3]

"If we don't unite today, we're not going to have a nation to unite in."

If this doesn't make you feel something, check your pulse.

[America's Newsroom @AmericaNewsroom]

"Before you know my name, before you know the content of my character, before you know my moral compass, I'm already considered a threat to you, to so many Americans." @GiannoCaldwell weighs in on the emotion behind the Minneapolis protests #nine2noon

[Will Wilson @willwilson3]

@CoorsLight My friend @bukes5 just had a birthday and
#CouldUseABeer

[Will Wilson @willwilson3]

In an instant, the world changed forever. Never had we been more viciously attacked. Never had we been more united. Never had we been more strong. It bears remembering now and forever. #NeverForget

[Will Wilson @willwilson3]

Please enjoy this masterpiece of cinema #BearDown

[Will Wilson @willwilson3]

Expectation: Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles

Reality:
https://t.co/izdimNWCH3

[Pete King @RepPeteKing]

NYPD Det. Luis Alvarez is a hero dying of 9/11 cancer. He has fought hard for 9/11 Healthcare legislation & Victims Compensation Fund. Now he is in hospice preparing to die. It is in honor of brave heroes like Det. Alvarez that Congress must pass VCF bill. Keep punching Luis!!

[Will Wilson @willwilson3]

@thehubchicago @Senat0r13 #lgb

[St. Louis Blues @StLouisBlues]

We’re coming home!!!!! #stlblues #WeAllBleedBlue #StanleyCup

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

Let

The rat

DANCE

[Will Wilson @willwilson3]

Like it or hate it, the #GOTFinale was always how the game was going to end.
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#got #GameOfThonesFinale #gameofthrones