William®️Wrase

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[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

9 - Florian Wirtz's nine chances created from open play against Brentford is the most by a player in a Premier League game since Sadio Mané v Burnley in January 2021 (9) and the most by a player in an away game since Samir Nasri v Spurs in August 2011 (10).

Progress.

[𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙢𝙚𝙩 𝘼𝙙𝙙𝙞𝙘𝙩 @HelmetAddict]

It's so refreshing seeing these bright contrasting colors in the uniforms. Something that is rare in a world of white outs, black outs and ultra dark navy.

[Jack @tracewoodgrains]

“Blessed” is a useful religious concept that has no adequate secular equivalent

“I was lucky” almost wholly fails to convey the weight and sentiment of providence that comes when things go better than you had any right to hope

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Well, you can’t say the Cardinals didn’t give Marvin Harrison Jr. every chance to succeed. Well actually you can say that. I would probably say that in fact

[Greg Vorse @GregVorse]

MHJ can't even get proper separation from the Cardinals.

[Aaron Torres @Aaron_Torres]

Minnesota beat Michigan earlier today, and this might the best postgame locker room video I've ever seen 😲�

[USL Championship @USLChampionship]

Going dancing! 🕺

@DetroitCityFC has clinched a spot in the 2026 USL Championship Playoffs! 🎟️

[Ryan McDowell @RyanMc23]

Through 3 weeks, a QB has scored more than 27.6 fantasy points in a game eleven times.

That's Drake Maye's season total.

[GG @GarryGates]

The NFL has released footage of the proper technique Chop Robinson should have used to hit Patrick Mahomes.

[Ghost of Adam Gase @GhostOfAdamGase]

Meeting Michael Meyers in the A gap is insane.

[King of Phinland🐬👑 @KingOfPhinland]

The Mickey Mouse Drake Maye run is officially over. Maye and this Patriots team absolutely stink and it’s the funniest possible thing that could’ve happened following their fake Super Bowl run last year😂

[John Paulsen @4for4_John]

Chris Godwin long-ass TD called back due to holding

[William®️Wrase @willwrase]

@LanceZierlein It’s unhinged

[Samuel @SamueILFC]

110 points out of 114 possible, without cheating.

The Greatest Team in Premier League history.

[EBL @EBL2017]

99, 97, 92 points tallies.

Going toe-to-toe with a sell-to-buy policy against a sovereign state who broke all the rules and did what they wanted when they wanted to.

Jürgen Klopp’s Liverpool are the greatest modern day PL team.

And he is the greatest modern day PL manager.

[Dominic King @DKingTelegraph]

Jeremy Jacquet has made the kind of quietly authoritative start to his Liverpool career that showed why there was such excitement in February within the club when they completed his deal. So much focus on so many players but Jacquet has never been anything other 7.5/8 out of 10.

[William®️Wrase @willwrase]

@HelmetAddict @BuffaloBills OK that’s cool as hell

[William®️Wrase @willwrase]

Why is everyone doing their best to make it sound like Darnold strained his dick? It’s weird.

[Rotoworld Football @rotoworld_fb]

'Very unique' soft tissue injury for Sam Darnold https://t.co/yzXIK4cPw7

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

The Giants and Jets looking at each other after both starting the season 1-0 for the first time in almost 20 years

[William®️Wrase @willwrase]

I predict another involuntary bowel movement on the field.

[Andrew Siciliano @AndrewSiciliano]

"I anticipate Deshaun will be our starter" Week 2 for the Browns, per Todd Monken.