Will Owens

[Will Owens @willybumowens]

@theneedledrop Adele. She was everywhere in the UK for years and is utterly boring and uninteresting

[Jreg ⏪ @mc_swm]

Anti-communists are the real communists

[Will Owens @willybumowens]

Just noticed a pretty nasty rash. Anyone know which household cleaning product I should ingest to clear it up?

[Will Owens @willybumowens]

Our fragile society only functions as long as every citizen upholds their duty. Every day we must be vigilant in keeping the fire of neo-liberalism burning. Do your part. Consume propaganda.

[Will Owens @willybumowens]

https://t.co/8wmkHJQnzl

important cultural critique

[Andrei Amatuni @andreiamatuni]

@RCarhartHarris https://t.co/Amv0NmDnIH

[Will Owens @willybumowens]

I wish mummy wouldn't spank me so hard :'(

[Will Owens @willybumowens]

I got good tweets. The best tweets. Everyone knows I got the best tweets. You want good tweets? Come to me. I got the best tweets.

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Pope Francis Is Allowing Catholics To Eat 2 Communion Wafers At A Time If They Believe Jesus Was A Conjoined Twin https://t.co/7dPF0nen3I

[Will Owens @willybumowens]

@bertkreischer Currently sat all fucked up watching a band called The Machine, can't help but think of you

[Will Owens @willybumowens]

Given that death awaits us all take loads of ecstasy and chill

[Will Owens @willybumowens]

Fucking hate gays #pussyforme

[Martin Shkreli @MartinShkreli]

Shoegaze. Because you always wanted to be in a rock band, but just can't sing.

[Will Owens @willybumowens]

"I don't know whether to kill myself or have another cup of coffee" - Albert Camus

[Will Owens @willybumowens]

Nothing like a cold beer on a Saturday night to remind me that life is meaningless and we're all going to the inevitable void

[Will Owens @willybumowens]

This box is as empty as my life

[Will Owens @willybumowens]

jew

[Will Owens @willybumowens]

Given that death awaits us all, light this #doobiedoo up

[Will Owens @willybumowens]

Given that death awaits us all, I'm gonna drink as much #guiness as I can