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[will @willyj_95]

Every November we gain an hour from Daylight Savings and lose ten minutes to Gordon Lightfoot. That’s the deal.

[Toronto History @torontohistory]

Nov. 10, 1975: The Gales of November came early! many ships sank in Lake Superior over the years, none were more famous than the Edmund Fitzgerald, 729 ft ore carrier, lost with 29 crew aboard. Her sinking immortalized by singer/songwriter, Gordon Lightfoot.

[will @willyj_95]

@ChrisGethard @taskmaster So you’re saying this could end in either Cash or Trash?

[will @willyj_95]

@3rdStreet_Jesus I’ll save you some paper: you’ll be missed (?)

[will @willyj_95]

favorite Spotify glitch

[will @willyj_95]

@JesseDavidFox Sorry to be that person but I remember you saying the same (correct!) thing about Sushi Glory Hole and it’s completely changed my way of thinking/writing ever since

[will @willyj_95]

The Ring (2002)

[Noah, of Ark Fame @ItsPersonMan]

Hate tape so much bro

[will @willyj_95]

when does Austin Powers do this

[mutable joe @mutablejoe]

hello I'm britain's greatest spy and my catchphrase is I tell you my real surname then my real forename then my real surname again in case you missed it

[will @willyj_95]

- me to everyone on Halloween (well, everyone who didn’t call me “white Prince”)

[Pugmane🐾 🐛 🥫 @pugmane]

Austin Powers is not a cop! He’s an international man of mystery!

[will @willyj_95]

@ScottHenze1 Like I wouldn’t see this (and love it)

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@Srirachachau Didn’t get much out of it, but it was fun to discuss afterwards and the theater viewing definitely enhanced the experience

[will @willyj_95]

Papa John looking like early ‘09 MJ here

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

Michael Flynn and Papa John are on infowars right now lol

[will @willyj_95]

Spotify DJ just outdid himself introducing me to a Fall Out Bot song that I “might not have heard. It’s called T-H-N-K-S F-R T-H M-M-R-S”

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

TURN ON NBC! ROSS JUST SAID RACHELS NAME BY MISTAKE!

[will @willyj_95]

this would go so hard on one of those distracted driving ads

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

20 years. Same jacket.

[will @willyj_95]

Am I going to understand “Saturday Night” if I haven’t seen Sunday-Friday Night? I *have* seen Friday Night Lights but I don’t think that’s relevant.

[will @willyj_95]

Cesar Catilina:

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DETECTIVE: Could you provide a physical description of the person who robbed you?

JIMMY JOHNS CASHIER: I can try, but I don’t remember much. It all happened so freaky fast…

[will @willyj_95]

*jay leno voice* here’s somethin’!

[will @willyj_95]

devastated to realize this is exactly how I talk

[will @willyj_95]

last night I had an edible and made an itinerary for today’s trip to Mount Pleasant