₩illPoynor

I’m not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

[₩illPoynor @willypoynor]

Long time no tweet. Or is it called “x-ing” now? Regardless, I haven’t actively posted on here since highschool. And boy have I had a lot of let downs since then but somehow they all turned out for the best! Say it louder for the people in the back, Glen!

[Mindset Machine  @mindsetmachine]

This speech will change your life:

[₩illPoynor @willypoynor]

@ClemsonBaseball @j_crighton5 @jacob_jarrell1 Let’s get some momentum back

[₩illPoynor @willypoynor]

Absolutely epic moment. He had finished his set and the lights were off and we all shouted “one more song” until he decided to come back out. He also thanked us profusely his whole performance. He was just as shocked as we were that what happened, HAPPENED.

[Suzanne Rogers @Jsuzanne0320]

@zachlanebryan in the pouring rain, singing All night revival will forever be one of the most amazing experiences of my life. NOTHING and I mean NOTHING will ever top last night.
We're having an all night revival
Someone call the women and someone steal the Bible’s.~ZLB

[₩illPoynor @willypoynor]

@Josh_Johnson79 Heel

[₩illPoynor @willypoynor]

Only drip I got rn is that post nasal. #allergyszn @Mucinex #thankyou

[₩illPoynor @willypoynor]

Pam didn’t find God in an Applebee’s. There’s clearly a better option. #teamchilis

[Chase Brice @chasebrice7]

@BarstoolClemson #BestBarTTT

let’s go!!!

[₩illPoynor @willypoynor]

#bestbarTTT

[₩illPoynor @willypoynor]

@africabytotobot I love that this account still exists

[₩illPoynor @willypoynor]

Tiktok encourages the cringiest behavior. A friend of mines ex made a tiktok of her moping on the floor beating the floor to that beat that people do with the car window thing...anyway caption was “when U hear the first guy who shattered your heart got a gf the day before vday”

[₩illPoynor @willypoynor]

Just got an update that my average screen time was down by 5.5 hours last week! (Thanks to finding a job!) Now time to tweet about it and reward myself by scrolling through the negativity of Twitter rants

[₩illPoynor @willypoynor]

Tell me you like soccer without telling me you like soccer

[₩illPoynor @willypoynor]

Sports Center insta will show a home video of a kid making a bucket in a fisher price hoop with the caption “This is incredible.”

[Steve Benjamin @SteveBenjaminSC]

Angry.
Upset.
Disappointed.
But not surprised.
Words matter. Leadership matters.

Today will remain as a stain on the republic and do lasting damage to our standing in the world.

The men & women who built this country—our children—deserve better. https://t.co/QXLRUWxi6l

[₩illPoynor @willypoynor]

When you tell your dad that your puppy will drop the ball when you simply tell him “no”...and dad continues to say “drop it, drop ittttt” to no avail...

[₩illPoynor @willypoynor]

@DankPartyHat Facebook and Instagram and Apple heard you say it. Expect ads for jobs and apartments and cars to start trickling in.

[₩illPoynor @willypoynor]

I am not blah I am a HOOT.

[₩illPoynor @willypoynor]

Sportscenter’s Instagram these days will show a video of a kid flipping a water bottle with the comment “NO WAY”

[ᴊᴀᴄᴋ ♥️👑 @JackDMurphy]

The best thing I’ve learned this week is that when squirrels fall/jump - they land like superheroes