Willy Puritan

[Golden State Worrier @Cheesegod69]

What was “the incident” with your butler growing up?

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

I am cancelling Schindlers List for showing me scenes of the holocaust, which I assume it endorses because it is in the movie

[Björk’s Tulpa @Bjorksbxtch]

Gonna be completely honest if you skip the Melfi sequences and the dream sequences you just straight up shouldn’t be watching The Sopranos lol

[Willy Puritan @willypuritan]

@DocStrangelove2 i don’t see this as practical in nyc subways

[Willy Puritan @willypuritan]

@fancygoblin_ how is the posture so evocative?

[merrin @wowzowee]

college campus quads when it's above 50 in february

[Willy Puritan @willypuritan]

@harrisonjbrock smash

[Louis Staples @LouisStaples]

imagine explaining this post to me 24 hours ago

[Ryan 🥣 @ryanposting]

Based on the amount of pottery fragments alone, the Roman Empire may be the clumsiest empire history has ever known.

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Olivia Colman admits she felt a bit disappointed when she set up her new iPhone and it had carried all her old apps across.

“I was kind of looking forward to a fresh start,” she sighed

[laurel @pigeoncowboys]

cats when they haven’t been fed in 2 minutes https://t.co/8Icp0nPXCS

[Willy Puritan @willypuritan]

@PicturesFoIder jesus

[recede🥳 @rec3de]

the beatles cinematic universe is gonna be insane

[chlo 🏎️ @_cosmicangst]

John and Paul arguing: “I’m the better songwriter!”
George: “they don’t know that I’m the best songwriter”
Ringo:

[South Pasadena Resident @hordrackcafe]

Paul Movie: Paul figures out that he has what it takes to lead the Beatles
John Movie: John figures out that he'd rather have an art ho mommy gf than be in the Beatles
George Movie: George figures out that he's secretly the best songwriter in the Beatles
Ringo Movie:

[Willy Puritan @willypuritan]

@smilesguthrie really would avoid calling this a “child’s mind” but you’re describing forrest gump

[Willy Puritan @willypuritan]

@marianabrickman you think we’ll get a multiverse postcredits scene?

[Willy Puritan @willypuritan]

Her web connects them all.

[Variety @Variety]

Sam Mendes is directing four separate Beatles movies, each one told from the POV of a different member: Paul McCartney, John Lennon, George Harrison and Ringo Starr.

A global theatrical release is planned for 2027.
https://t.co/xwKZPPsppi

[Willy Puritan @willypuritan]

Maxwell’s Cinematic Universe

[Variety @Variety]

Sam Mendes is directing four separate Beatles movies, each one told from the POV of a different member: Paul McCartney, John Lennon, George Harrison and Ringo Starr.

A global theatrical release is planned for 2027.
https://t.co/xwKZPPsppi