Put a little bit of regular gas in my dads diesel and the mechanic turned the car on and the radio resumed the Oliva Dean music I was blasting. Take me out back and put a bullet in my skull. #Tuesday
Group of towel heads slamming hotel doors at 1:30 in the morning. No father figures in sight. Probably up to no good in Iran. This is a war between a straight white male trying to get some sleep and insensitive foreigners. #Shady
Hey guys, it’s been awhile….its Friday night all my friends are drinking and talking to girls (ew) and i’m about to play Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Siege and goon all fucking night. #LANK#Gooner