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I can see your house from here

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@SANDYalexg thanks for the interview. Maybe we'll meet at wawa sometime

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My grandma is voting for Bernie. What's your excuse???

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@effwest floating to enlightenment

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"You're a great customer," said the uber driver to my talking as he turned the music up.

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@dampface agreed. Also this video really expands: https://t.co/cYp49ymUOa

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@willyumpie someone who sides with Bernie...their ideas aren't undone just because the opponent is a man..a feminist at that.

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Gloria Steinem: to direct women in one direction or another for the sake of your ideology undermines the idea of feminism in the first place

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Ben Carson is a virgin

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Whenever I need to burn ten minutes I just look for something to watch on Netflix.

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Queer eye for the straight guy but with a dead raccoon.

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@devworldpeace me too

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"That's really fucking long," said lecture of 150 freshman at the idea of a 2 page assignment. Oh no.

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Keeping the household professional this year and asking my parents for 10 ideas on increasing house synergy for Christmas. #buscasualxmas

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On the hunt for a Rob Schneider movie with DVD commentary where Rob Schneider explains all of his jokes as they happen.

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@annievain https://t.co/gLB1yGLqF5

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Don't worry America by late afternoon I'll be in your living room not shutting the fuck up about wheat beer and semi-socialized economies.

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So apparently having to evacuate your house for 24 hours due to an unexploded World War II bomb is "not uncommon" in Germany.

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Looking forward to the holidays with Annie.

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Figure 1:
Shitty painting.

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@limpdeuces thanks for the #shoutout!