Dalton Williams

[Kristen Mag @kristenmag]

It’s so weird to me that investigating fraud is somehow now right-coded.

Daycare fraud, hospice fraud, autism fraud…these fraudsters are stealing our federal tax dollars in plain sight. Demanding accountability should not be considered a partisan thing at all.

[RYAN GARCIA @RyanGarcia]

Genghis khan don’t have nothing on the Lord Jesus Christ 🙏🏻 all praise to the King of Kings 🙌

[KENNY KO @KENNYKANCELLED]

Choosing WW3 instead of arresting the rich pedophiles was a wild choice.

[Rep. Lauren Boebert @RepBoebert]

To all the members of Congress that voted today to continue to conceal Congress’s sexual harassment slush fund, go home and tell your daughters what you’ve done.

[Bark @barkmeta]

I genuinely don't understand how we're not starting a revolution right now.

[Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur]

Paid family leave allows a mom to take off 12 weeks after they have a baby. It would be heartless to do otherwise. Good news, Republican voters love it and so do Democrats! It’s at a stunning 84% approval. But it has no chance of passing, because the donor class doesn’t want it.

Here’s the number of Americans who think that their lives would be materially improved if we attack Iran - zero. Yet, that’s all they talk about in Washington. Because that’s what the donor class wants.

Are we getting it now? We’re not in charge of our own government.

[Fernando Oliveira @fefito]

Desde que os EUA saíram da Organização Mundial da Saúde, SEIS tipos de câncer tiveram o caminho para a cura anunciado. Agora o Alzheimer. Tá impossível não acreditar em teorias da conspiração nesse ano.

Aparentemente, a gente tinha a cura pra doenças no bolso e gigantes da indústria não deixavam elas serem divulgadas. Agora parece que tá rolando uma corrida pra aproveitar esse momento de liberdade enquanto dá. Que loucura.

[SCOUTD @scoutdnfl]

This is the truth about Drake Maye:

• He won 17 games in his second season, in a year where his preseason win total was 8.5.

• He took his team to the Super Bowl in Year 2.

• He finished 2nd in MVP voting, again, in his second season.

Season review:
• 4,394 passing yards
• 31 passing TDs
• 8 INTs
• 113.5 passer rating

Did he have the most outstanding performance against the best defense in football in the Super Bowl? No.
Was he even supposed to be anywhere near this game? Also no.

People are so quick to want to “have a conversation” about players that it’s almost comical.

This kid will do what he’s done his entire life: reflect, respond, and overcome.

He will be back.

[💎 @TJayyyy_1]

This is not a coincidence btw. I hope you all know that

[Swerdy @2Swerdy]

Asking the government to arrest pedophiles is like asking Bruce Wayne to arrest Batman.

[Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter]

This how it is done.

[☀️🌷Catholic Charm ✞ 🌷☀️ @CatholicCharm]

Homeowners that worked hard to pay off/down their mortgages, make improvements, etc shouldn’t be screwed over with prices tanking but it’s not about undervaluing their home but selling it for what it’s ACTUALLY worth. People just want to buy a $350k house for $350k and not $600k.

[zxy @zelinarxy]

almost 40% of my paycheck disappearing into a -$30 trillion black hole is in fact a problem i have

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Didn’t hit high.
Didn’t hit low.
Didn’t hit with head.
Didn’t land body weight on him.

Looks like he might actually brace the fall with his right arm.

It’s hard enough to get to the QB as it is,
let’s not take away clean sacks from guys.

This is still football…

[naiive @naiivememe]

When I was a kid, bedtime was 9 pm. I couldn't wait to be a grownup so I could go to bed anytime I wanted.

Turns out that is 9 pm.

[Cracker Barrel @CrackerBarrel]

You probably don't want us anywhere near a remodel

[Club Giamatti 💫 @creamcheeselady]

extra innings on a monday night

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

The average age of a U.S. Senator is 64.

The average age of a U.S. House Rep is 57.

The average age in America is 39.

These people squatting in seats for decades can’t accurately relate to, or represent, the needs of Americans.

We need term limits.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

We got our first elite celly of the season