william masters

I am me. Thats as good as it gets.

[william masters @wilmasters]

Kyle Busch’s win at Atlanta 2026. He’ll be missed! RIP #Rowdy Prayers to Samantha and the Entire Busch family.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Hitler was a socialist, therefore all socialists are Hitler

[Jimmy’s Famous Seafood @JimmysSeafood]

Welcome to immortality sir! 🇺🇸 🦅

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

When you see the paw print it can only mean one thing... THE CLEMSON TIGERS ARE HERE!

What a special place with some incredible programs!

Thank you Coach Swinney and @ClemsonFB, Coach Brownell and @ClemsonMBB and Coach Byrd and @ClemsonMGolf for these boxes, GO TIGERS!

[FIVE WIDE Sports @FiveWideSports]

NASCAR stats thread 🧵:

[william masters @wilmasters]

Very cool!

[BRICS News @BRICSinfo]

🇨🇳🇹🇼 China deploys 90 navy and coast guard ships near Taiwan.

[Clemson Football @ClemsonFB]

🔘🔘⚪️⚪️

[william masters @wilmasters]

@ArtCandee I can’t believe that someone could be so clueless would you rather have a homeless junky run the nation?? Really? The reason these guys are billionaires is they provide a good or service to society. it’s not like they gained their wealth through force, that’s the governments job!

[Cyclone Dave @CycloneDave69]

Never forget Mike Leach talking about the committee… this was the first thing I thought of when seeing this headline just now on ESPN.

[Clemson Basketball @ClemsonMBB]

HOW BOUT THEM TIGERS!!!

[ESPN @espn]

CLEMSON BEATS NO. 4 KENTUCKY TO GET ITS FOURTH STRAIGHT WIN AGAINST AN AP-TOP 5 TEAM 👏

[Road to CFB @roadtocfb]

Even if this ball wasn’t tipped, this just isn’t DPI. Georgia Tech was absolutely hosed by an officiating crew afraid of the home crowd

[College Football Zone @CollegeFBonX]

Targeting?

[AB @AB84]

Don’t want to forget this #CTESPN

Corey Comperatore lost his life protecting his family from the gunfire yesterday

A true hero & cracker of the year!

Respect & Honor King 💯Prayers family
https://t.co/pQsHH2u8GS

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

We received about 20 inches of snow this week. So……….

8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it should have been two snowmen instead.

8:22 - The transgender man / woman / person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and are not to be used to decorate snow figures.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow person is white.

8:30 - I used food coloring to make the snow person a different color and be more racially inclusive.

8:37 - Then I was accused of using a black face on the snow person.

8:39 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be completely covered.

8:40 - The police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The 'council on equality' officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe, and sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything, marched down the street demanding that I be arrested.

9:45 - The boss called and fired me because of the negative association with work that had been all over social media

10:00 - I cry into my drink because all I wanted to do was build a snowman...

Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what this world has become because of a bunch of snowflakes.

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

.@CNN's @Kasie Hunt misleads the public by mischaracterizing remarks I made. Watch here ⬇️

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

Colorado Supreme Court ruling makes America look like a Banana Republic. Why doesn’t every American understand that If they can do this to a former US President, EVERYONE is vulnerable to punishment for crimes with which they have never been convicted. Democracy would be a total shambles.

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

College Football 100% would be better off if it had a commissioner. Chip Kelly would be a very solid choice.

[Dayne Young @dayneyoung]

Committee: “We have to leave FSU out because of their different level of QB late in the season.”

QB stats for the final three games:

Florida State: 441 total yards, 3 TDs

Michigan: 436 total yards, 1 TD

[Manny Navarro @Manny_Navarro]

Dan Mullen for the win 🏆

Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine saying that.