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[**** @wilmes]

@WhiteHouse Why does the flag have 39 stars?

[Alderwoman Jeanette Taylor @taylorfor20th]

I first applied for an affordable housing voucher in 1993.

I finally got a call back in 2004 to tell me my son who just graduated high school couldn’t be on my lease.

Today in 2022 I finally got a letter telling me I made it to the top of the waiting list. I have no words.

[FOX 32 News @fox32news]

GET THE WORD OUT: Police are looking to identify this vehicle in connection with the shooting death of a 1-year-old boy in Chicago over the weekend. https://t.co/5teqei1ztH

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

Job loss is a qualifying life event under the ACA, so people can enroll even if the Feds haven't created a special open enrollment period.

[Chicago Police 19th Dist - Town Hall @ChicagoCAPS19]

Lost dog? This little lady was found on #Western and #Addison. Please contact the 19th District if she is a part of your family. Must have proof of ownership. #lostdog #LOSTDOGALERT #19thDistrict #Chicago @LostDogsIL

[Alan Spencer @MrAlanSpencer]

Joel Osteen won't open his church that holds 16,000 to hurricane victims because it only provides shelter from taxes. #HoustonStrong

[Matthew Miller @matthewamiller]

Charging into a perjury trap against an FBI Director with contemporaneous memos & 3rd party witnesses is a novel legal strategy, to be sure.

[MS NOW @MSNOWNews]

Trump says his primary foreign policy consultant is himself: "I have a very good brain" https://t.co/HzcVWa7Pnp

[Alexis Wilkinson @OhGodItsAlexis]

if i had a dollar for every time i had 77 cents, i'd be a white man

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Odd that politicians who change their mind are often criticized by those who don’t, as though ossified thoughts were a virtue

[Toucan Rick @Toucan_Dive]

He only has some idea what he's doing.

[Sun-Times Sports @suntimes_sports]

The #Cubs are the betting favorite to win the 2016 #WorldSeries - https://t.co/FqeFRv3tsC

[Blaise Sewell @FeelsRightDes]

Check out Shade: The Dying World by Nathan Heigert on @Kickstarter https://t.co/MpTpRKcZVX

[Balance Lost @balancelost]

Have you heard ‘Felt A Love’ by Balance Lost on #SoundCloud? https://t.co/PS54Zorj5x

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Cantor Resignation Leaves Void In Leadership Vacuum http://t.co/OigWz8wJmc

[Persona 🗿⏳ persona.bsky.social @personasama]

Dear @McDonalds, your newest friend seemed a little lonely so I've assembled some of his peers to back him up

[The Onion @TheOnion]

“It’s not fair to me, and it’s not fair to other men like me.” http://t.co/CySHlU8BRf

[Slate @Slate]

Remember The Simpsons? They're back! In Lego form... http://t.co/BPQTuX9eaP

[Global Voices @globalvoices]

Wikitongues is a new project hoping document the world's 7,000 languages. http://t.co/LuZUsDabfd cc @wikitongues

[ESPN College Football @ESPNCFB]

.@NotreDame announced a $400 million plan Wednesday to expand the school's 84-year-old football stadium http://t.co/Kv6hA0wDdd