l a u ✨

27, blind, queer (they/she)

[l a u ✨ @wilmotwillnot]

Some woman at the bus station goes, “There’s lesbians everywhere, I’m not staying here,” just as Dionne and I casually stroll past… on our way to Greggs for a sausage roll. Honestly, love, if we were taking over, you’d know. 😂

[l a u ✨ @wilmotwillnot]

Went to bed at 11pm, woke up at 2am, and now it’s like my brain’s hosting a sunrise party I wasn’t invited to. 🌞

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

hire her for your haunted house

[milt the music man @hthaze]

Sabrina really had three separate songs on that album that were just about how STUPID this man was 🤣 she said “no y’all, he’s DUMB dumb”

[l a u ✨ @wilmotwillnot]

Obama saying it’s been 16 years since he was nominated for president makes me feel SO old. Wtf.

[l a u ✨ @wilmotwillnot]

I mean the boy hasn’t got a single braincell to his name you can only expect so much

[l a u ✨ @wilmotwillnot]

Someone please explain to me why Dionne’s listening to Christmas music in August, surely that’s illegal???

[l a u ✨ @wilmotwillnot]

Four years ago today I walked out on my abusive ex. Four years and so much has changed. Four years and I barely recognise the person I was back then. Shit is far from perfect but god is it a million miles better than it was back then.

[SGM News @Sunderland_GM]

Last night, the car that was targeted, tipped over and torched by the rioters belonged to a woman called Courtney Baker.

Courtney obviously did not do anything to deserve this, which is a traumatic and terrifying experience.

A GoFundMe has been set up to help compensate her for this loss. We the people of Sunderland owe it to help her #sunderland

https://t.co/mDJdpci3Fm

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

Right-wing social media in meltdown over Muslim terrorist that isn’t Muslim and transgender boxer that isn’t transgender.

[l a u ✨ @wilmotwillnot]

Redownloaded this and I’m still trying to work out why, boredom I guess?

[l a u ✨ @wilmotwillnot]

Nowts changed either

[l a u ✨ @wilmotwillnot]

Dionne is being a reet fanny tbh

[Anne Louise Avery @AnneLouiseAvery]

🦊Competition time! To celebrate high summer, I'm giving away a signed edition of my retelling of Reynard the Fox, an excellent beach read, a copy of my Fox for All Seasons lined journal, with ribbon & map endpapers & a charming fox companion! Like, retweet & follow to enter!

[l a u ✨ @wilmotwillnot]

@My_Metro hello, trying to get to Gateshead from Sunderland, are all trains running etc?

[l a u ✨ @wilmotwillnot]

Follow me on threads I guess??

https://t.co/wH3UCe2st1

[l a u ✨ @wilmotwillnot]

@laurenaquilina Ahhhhh I miss you so much please come back up north 😭

[l a u ✨ @wilmotwillnot]

@MsEmmaClifford Thank you ☺️

[l a u ✨ @wilmotwillnot]

Can anyone give me some sort of heads up about what time @CarrieHFletcher’s show finishes please? Going on Saturday and want to figure out getting home! 😅 #AnOpenBook

[l a u ✨ @wilmotwillnot]

@RockstarSupport I’ve tried multiple times to log in through my PlayStation account into social club but when I do, it’s not sending me the verification email no matter what I tried, please help!

[l a u ✨ @wilmotwillnot]

🤨🤔🙃