Wil Oakes

I'm too verbose for these tiny boxes.

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@genieleslie @brendengallager My edits: Texas and Missouri both go yellow, Florida gets two cuts - panhandle and east of there is orange, from there down to Tampa is yellow, south of Tampa is green

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@nbcsnl Weird. Al. Yankovic. This shouldn't be hard guys.

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Holy shit @nbcsnl Aidy and Bowen were RIGHT

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@genieleslie Find a compatible model, of course. They not that expensive, though.

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@genieleslie Frigidaire Broan 316442300 Surface Element for 8 inch burner on the range https://t.co/MqxibtYoy1

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@KateLeslie26 You see the world the way you saw it in 2016

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@leemcalilly @Jcmccarty83 Hot take, @leemcalilly. The 'baseball is boring' space is just waiting to flourish. I wouldn't qualify as a baseball fan by nearly anyone's criteria. A good movie is a good movie though.

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@genieleslie @willcollier I don't say this, but all my dad's generation of Mississippi family do.

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@KateLeslie26 @cosmoallis "I'm nice. I'm polite. I am optometrist by nature."

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@blounty_m

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Lucille: "Get me a vodka rocks."
Michael: "Mom, it's breakfast."
Lucille: "And a piece of toast."

Let's all raise a vodka rocks to Jessica Walter. RIP to a legend.

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@JonBatiste I listened to it. IT SLAYED!

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@perlapell My dog Sam had kidney disease for the last two years of his life and when he stopped wanting to eat, I started cooking for him. Ground turkey or chicken with rice, carrots, and peas, and then I would sprinkle some vitamin powder in and add fish oil.

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Hey look whose flag doesn’t have to hide in the back anymore

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@blounty_m Happy birthday friend! Miss seeing you!

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@KateLeslie26 I LOVE this show. I've watched the season three times. I completely share this goal with you.

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@KateLeslie26 @Jess_asli I'm down.

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The story of sushi in America is the greatest rags to riches tale ever told.