Will Park

In the beginning of time there was nothing… and then it EXPLODED

[Will Park @wilpark]

Things that didn’t pass the test of time. 90s springy door stops

[Will Park @wilpark]

Sunbathing is hard work.

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You never see a fight on the beach. 🤔

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I’ll take trains over sea gulls any day

[Will Park @wilpark]

Does anyone know what watt their microwave is? 🤔

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Why were electric eels called before electric was discovered 🤔

[Will Park @wilpark]

There’s no such thing as prawn bread. So…. 🤷🏼‍♂️🤔

[Will Park @wilpark]

Did you know… If you lined up all your DNA, end to end, it would stretch 110 billion miles. Enough to travel around the outside of our solar system twice! 🤔

[Will Park @wilpark]

Why is it not called ten”ty 🤔

[Will Park @wilpark]

Isn’t it mad the ceiling and the floor are the same space. Like when you look at the ceiling, it doesn’t look like all the furniture would fit up there. Seems smaller. 🤔

[Will Park @wilpark]

I’d love to meet someone who believes in parallel universes. I have so many questions. Or just one main one. 🤔

[Will Park @wilpark]

Is mob “mobster” short for anything? 🤔

[Will Park @wilpark]

What came first. A chocolate raisin? Or a chocolate peanut? 🤔

[Will Park @wilpark]

Why does everything feel slower in a post office. Like your Mathew Mcconaughey on that planet in Interstellar and you lose like 50yrs in 10mins. 🤔

[Will Park @wilpark]

Remember when you were a kid and you ran out of laugh. 🤔

[Will Park @wilpark]

Is there a worse downgrade from being a mountain. To just a hill. 🤔

[Will Park @wilpark]

How is lip skin different to normal skin? 🤔

[Will Park @wilpark]

I wonder when I stopped having banana and custard for pudding? 🤔

[Will Park @wilpark]

Why can’t you pull muscles in your face? 🤔

[Will Park @wilpark]

Why did grandparents put dinner plates in the oven, only to then warn you to be careful the plate is hot 🧐