Wils Davis

whos that spartan in my teepee?

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@nocrybabies_ soo what are the answers? You can't leave us hanging like that

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PSA strawberry cough drops are not the move

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Does anyone else get super nervous that when you accidentally trip over and semi kick your pet they'll think you're being abusive?

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Well the weather outside is weather

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What would happen if you introduced yourself to a stranger in like Parseltongue? Kind of want to find out

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"Doing homework is hard when your friends are in jail" -My sister

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I knew Santa was fake because I knew there isn't land at the North Pole. What, were the elves building toys on floating pieces of ice? -Mom

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How do they taste test pet food? It's not like they hand it to a dog and he eats it and is like oh it's good bro just add a pinch more salt

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Yeah I'm a bouncer down at the BK Lounge

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Sometimes I wonder is Ricky Martin's still livin la vida loca

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I'm not buying it, pretty sure Shakira's hips probably do lie

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At first I did not know it was your diary, I thought it was a very sad, hand written book

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"Oh he can totally talk, he's just too embarrassed to because he has very poor grammar." -my mom about my cat

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Patches O'houlihan?!?

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Why are there two sequels to Taken? Pretty sure they wouldn't leave the country after the first movie

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I kinda wonder what the eyebrows of whoever started "on fleek" look like

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It's officially ice-cream-man season, let the sketchiness ensue

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Does anyone else periodically get the theme song from "Doug" stuck in their head or am I trapped in 1995 by myself?

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http://t.co/xJ49Q8Lr6j

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Truelife I still think of Guitar Hero when I hear Slow Ride or Barracuda